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(09-25-2019, 05:36 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]Miss Phyllis,  you forgot one stat. Baker 1-2 ,  Carrot top 0-3  

Team record has nothing to do with MVP choices.

(09-25-2019, 05:36 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]Miss Phyllis,  you forgot one stat. Baker 1-2 ,  Carrot top 0-3  

You just shifted from considering your QB an MVP candidate to rejoicing over the fact that he’s one game better than a winless team.  

I think you’re done here.  

(09-25-2019, 10:59 AM)JS-Steelerfan Wrote: [ -> ]You just shifted from considering your QB an MVP candidate to rejoicing over the fact that he’s one game better than a winless team.  

I think you’re done here.  

Same fans that lost their minds when the Browns finished a game outta last place last season.

(09-25-2019, 05:36 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]you forgot one stat. Baker 1-2 ,  Carrot top 0-3  

2 things:
1) Offensive MVPs aren't chosen based on team record
2) Dalton's career win %: 56.1  
Baker's career win %: 43.8

(09-18-2019, 12:13 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Baker is currently:
15th in completions
11th in attempts
32nd in completion percentage
8th in yards
T-18th in TDs
T-2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
34th in QB rating


Yeah, he sure does look like the next offensive player of the year.

(09-24-2019, 01:01 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Thought it'd be fun to see how the future "offensive MVP" is doing after 3 weeks:

Baker is currently:

20th in completions
9th in attempts
39th in completion percentage
12th in yards
T-24th in TDs
2 in INTs (as in 2nd most INTs thrown in the league)
40th in QB rating

Not looking good, is it?

Update time! Let's see where the future "offensive MVP" ranks now!

T-20th in completions
T-12 in attempts
43rd in completion percentage
7th yards
T-23rd in TDs
LEADS THE LEAGUE IN INTERCEPTIONS! (Well, tied for the lead)
39th in QB rating

Patrick Mahomes better watch out. Baker Mayfield is right on his tail.

(10-02-2019, 02:33 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Update time! Let's see where the future "offensive MVP" ranks now!

T-20th in completions
T-12 in attempts
43rd in completion percentage
7th yards
T-23rd in TDs
LEADS THE LEAGUE IN INTERCEPTIONS! (Well, tied for the lead)
39th in QB rating

Patrick Mahomes better watch out. Baker Mayfield is right on his tail.

Dude is climbin' the charts like a boy band on crack!!!!!!!!

(10-03-2019, 06:05 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]Turning on Colin Cowherd yesterday

Anything else said after that is irrelevant.

(10-03-2019, 06:05 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]Turning on Colin Cowherd yesterday, I heard him call Baker "superman". He gets it. Too bad homer fans don't.

He meant after the riding accident.

(10-03-2019, 06:05 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]Turning on Colin Cowherd yesterday, I heard him call Baker "superman". He gets it. Too bad homer fans don't.

You realize Superman is a fictional character, right?

(10-03-2019, 01:27 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]You realize Superman is a fictional character, right?

Bakertheyeast like his men in spandex.

(10-04-2019, 06:17 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]I Listened to Cowherd again yesterday and must clarify what he said. He said Carson Wentz was superman and was comparing how good an athlete Baker was just like Carson. Sorry for any confusion or angst this might have caused you amateur smack talkers that post here.

Baker may be a good athlete. Doesn't mean he's a good football player.

(10-04-2019, 11:34 AM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Baker may be a good athlete. Doesn't mean he's a good football player.

If he is not a good football player why is everyone outside this message board saying he is going to be a HOF'er? Doesn't make sense.

(10-07-2019, 05:56 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]If he is not a good football player why is everyone outside this message board saying he is going to be a HOF'er? Doesn't make sense.

Yeah only people in Cleveland think that but they’re not the sharpest tool in the shed.

(10-07-2019, 05:56 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]If he is not a good football player why is everyone outside this message board saying he is going to be a HOF'er? Doesn't make sense.

Who the hell is saying a 2nd year QB not named Patrick Mahomes is going to be a HOF'er?

(10-07-2019, 04:53 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Who the hell is saying a 2nd year QB not named Patrick Mahomes is going to be a HOF'er?

Um Alex.....Who is no one?

(10-07-2019, 05:56 AM)BakertheBeast Wrote: [ -> ]If he is not a good football player why is everyone outside this message board saying he is going to be a HOF'er? Doesn't make sense.

Bakertheturdmaker with another super stinker. A 13.4 rating. 

Do you stink he was practicing his HoF speech before the game instead of getting ready to play?

Johnny Football 2.0

Nick Bosa planted the future HOFer

13.4 QB rating

8-22 for 100 yards my grandma could have completed 8 passes

2 interceptions and a fumble

sacked 4 times for -42 yards, really 5

Might want to reconsider that MVP title ?