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Quote:Also out was starting right tackle Andre Smith (buttocks)

And Sims is out...maybe for Sunday.

Pat's a force at DT, but he has a hard time staying healthy.

Mama always says .... Butt Ocks..

(09-24-2015, 10:11 PM)Shady Wrote: [ -> ]And Sims is out...maybe for Sunday.  

Pat's a force at DT, but he has a hard time staying healthy.

Must be something about the stripes. Phat didn't miss a game in 2 years with the Raiders.

Ha...butthurt.

On a related note, my buddy showed me an internet article about a woman's butt implants blowing up.

(09-25-2015, 12:19 AM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]On a related note, my buddy showed me an internet article about a woman's butt implants blowing up.

Hank Hill needed butt implants for that lawn mower race...I wonder if he ever got them.

Those are some LARGE buttocks to be hurtin'.

(09-25-2015, 09:50 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Those are some LARGE buttocks to be hurtin'.

They're INSPIRING.

(09-25-2015, 09:57 AM)djs7685 Wrote: [ -> ]They're INSPIRING.

It's okay to admire another man's buttocks, doesn't make you gay.   At least according to someone we all love.

They wrong to treat Smith like that. I guess he'll never gain their full support. Seems like they take shots at him (hard on him about weight, injuries etc). Buttocks is not a legit injury reason on injury reports, so this was likely an unnecessary shot at him over an injury that they probably consider petty (Gresham is somewhere saying that's how they do some people). There's better med terms they could use (Glute) for grown men, specifically one that has played at a high level for most of his career despite being treated like a red headed step child. Tacky.

(09-25-2015, 12:25 AM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: [ -> ]Hank Hill needed butt implants for that lawn mower race...I wonder if he ever got them.

He used a prosthetic butt.

(09-24-2015, 10:11 PM)Shady Wrote: [ -> ]And Sims is out...maybe for Sunday.  

Pat's a force at DT, but he has a hard time staying healthy.

Sims was ruled out for the game... Forsett will ball on us.

(09-25-2015, 04:27 PM)yellowxdiscipline Wrote: [ -> ]Forsett will ball on us.

jeez

doom & gloom in this guy's room.

did I just rhyme?

Time for Brandon Thompson to step up....He has to be thinking next contract at this point. Make it count, son.

(09-25-2015, 09:50 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Those are some LARGE buttocks to be hurtin'.

(09-25-2015, 04:27 PM)yellowxdiscipline Wrote: [ -> ]Sims was ruled out for the game... Forsett will ball on us.

The only difference between the last game and this one on our starting D will be the additions of MJ and Hawk and the subtraction of Newman.

And yet we kept him in check.

They aren't as good this go around.

(09-25-2015, 05:18 PM)YES Wrote: [ -> ]jeez

doom & gloom in this guy's room.

did I just rhyme?

This is the first post I've ever seen from you that isn't your screen name!

So Sims is back to his usual ways - oh well at least we got two games out of him.

(09-26-2015, 12:38 AM)Joelist Wrote: [ -> ]So Sims is back to his usual ways - oh well at least we got two games out of him.

Forsett running all over us. That's rich.