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Would you eat there? What sort of tip would you leave? Sarcasm
Extra fun note...Dave Shula doesn't just manage a steakhouse, he manages a steakhouse owned by his father. The guy didn't even leave the NFL to run a steakhouse owned by a stranger.
(11-10-2019, 09:54 PM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]Extra fun note...Dave Shula doesn't just manage a steakhouse, he manages a steakhouse owned by his father.  The guy didn't even leave the NFL to run a steakhouse owned by a stranger.

So Taylor would manage Mike Shermans Steakhouse?
(11-10-2019, 09:56 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: [ -> ]So Taylor would manage Mike Shermans Steakhouse?

Probably.  Does Mike Sherman own any sort of business?  
Visit Zac Taylor's Steakhouse

Where the steaks are tougher than my players.
Get the Bengal's win steak. It's very vert rare.
(11-10-2019, 10:12 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Visit Zac Taylor's Steakhouse

Where the steaks are tougher than my players.

We're getting closer every week to cooking you a meal that tastes good...

Our chefs haven't given up yet.
I'd love to serve you steak, but Mike Brown owns the place and he only orders rat meat and insists that I find a way to turn it into filet mignon.
(11-10-2019, 10:12 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Visit Zac Taylor's Steakhouse

Where the steaks are tougher than my players.

I heard they were as tender as the Oline.

Wonder if he has a Jonah Shoulder steak or a Bullock Shank Steak on the menu. Or the famous Boneless Brown Steak. Hell we can have some fun with this.
(11-10-2019, 10:20 PM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]I'd love to serve you steak, but Mike Brown owns the place and he only orders rat meat and insists that I find a way to turn it into filet mignon.

On vacation to Mammoth Caves National Park...all the rangers recommended this restaurant. Get the steak they said.

I did. It was basically a hamburger!
(11-10-2019, 10:17 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: [ -> ]We're getting closer every week to cooking you a meal that tastes good...

Our chefs haven't given up yet.

Are they doing their jobs and shoveling?  Sorry, that might have been the previous owner's credo.  
i'm getting a plate of hopelessness, with a side of a first round pick