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Damn Steeler fan just walked into my office for orientation. Don't think this is going to work out!

(06-23-2020, 10:50 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Damn Steeler fan just walked into my office for orientation. Don't think this is going to work out!

Harley "I'm sorry sir, but we don't want your business."

Steeler Fan:  "But I'm here to give you my product for free!"

Harley:  "Get out!"

(06-23-2020, 10:58 AM)Stewy Wrote: [ -> ]Harley "I'm sorry sir, but we don't want your business."

Steeler Fan:  "But I'm here to give you my product for free!"

Harley:  "Get out!"

HA!

He's actually starting employment today. He noticed my big Bengals flag on my office wall and said, "Oh my, I hope you don't hate me already, I'm a steelers fan." 

Is there some kind of government grant or tax break for hiring a steelers fan? 

(06-23-2020, 11:11 AM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]HA!

He's actually starting employment today. He noticed my big Bengals flag on my office wall and said, "Oh my, I hope you don't hate me already, I'm a steelers fan." 

Is there some kind of government grant or tax break for hiring a steelers fan? 

Just kneecap him with a piece of iron pipe and say now we're even. 

(06-23-2020, 11:51 AM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]Just kneecap him with a piece of iron pipe and say now we're even. 

Done!

Fired on his 1st day. You know it will only go down hill from here. LOL

(06-29-2020, 07:18 PM)masonbengals fan Wrote: [ -> ]Fired on his 1st day. You know it will only go down hill from here. LOL

I didn’t fire him. Although, he hasn’t shown up for work yet? Been a week? ?

So, your company has a hire the inbred initiative going on. All I can say is...watch out for cheap shots, protect your knees and never turn your back on the guy.

(06-29-2020, 08:33 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]I didn’t fire him. Although, he hasn’t shown up for work yet? Been a week? ?

It's been 3 months. Did he ever show up again?

(08-19-2020, 12:23 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]It's been 3 months. Did he ever show up again?

Probably in the hospital knowing Harley, bit him.

(08-19-2020, 01:38 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: [ -> ]Probably in the hospital knowing Harley, bit him.

Yeah, Harley's definitely going to need a rabies shot if that's the case.

LOL, I forgot about this thread. Yes, he's working but ranks last in productivity. They other day I gave him a compliment and he accused me of trying to take out his knee.

(08-19-2020, 02:43 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]LOL, I forgot about this thread. Yes, he's working but ranks last in productivity. They other day I gave him a compliment and he accused me of trying to take out his knee.

What?  Is he a former adventurer turned guard from Skyrim?

(08-19-2020, 10:21 PM)Stewy Wrote: [ -> ]What?  Is he a former adventurer turned guard from Skyrim?

Harley IS a dragonborn ... 

(08-19-2020, 02:43 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]LOL, I forgot about this thread. Yes, he's working but ranks last in productivity. They other day I gave him a compliment and he accused me of trying to take out his knee.

Bad sense of humor too, take out the sumbitch Harley...