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Anyone know if they make condoms out of football leather with stitching up the side like the laces on a football?

If you are laughing then you are not from SEC country. I bet I could sell a truckload if they had a crimson "A" stamped on them.
(09-04-2020, 06:53 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone know if they make condoms out of football leather with stitching up the side like the laces on a football?

If you are laughing then you are not from SEC country.  I bet I could sell a truckload if they had a crimson "A" stamped on them.

At USC they would be known as Trojan Laced, for her pleasure...
(09-07-2020, 08:00 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [ -> ]At USC they would be known as Trojan Laced, for her pleasure...


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(09-04-2020, 06:53 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone know if they make condoms out of football leather with stitching up the side like the laces on a football?

If you are laughing then you are not from SEC country. I bet I could sell a truckload if they had a crimson "A" stamped on them.


Adds new meaning to roll tide. Or would that be unroll, tide.

And depending on the time of the month used the A could be crimson already


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