Seriously, though. Alcohol was never Manziel's problem. He was an annoying little twit whose primary talent was running for his life and heaving the ball to big, physical receivers who could bail him out. Deep down he knows he's a chump who can never live up to his own hype, and he needs an escape from that. Johnny's alcoholism has nothing to do with alcohol, and everything to do with being a spoiled prick.