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1. COVID

2. Traffic Jams

3. The fact that more that more than one wet wipe comes out when you pull one

4. Trigonometry is so hard


I'm probably missing a few....What you got?
Being 4-10-1
I guess it's not Zacks fault I have to work until 11pm on New years eve.....
Dumb decisions that cost Joe Burrow his knee.
His first name is spelled so wonky that many people don't get it right.

He looks like a dork.

He's friends with an asshole O line coach.

He's unqualified so he has to learn on the job (maybe not his fault).
(12-31-2020, 09:45 PM)Tony Wrote: [ -> ]I guess it's not Zacks fault I have to work until 11pm on New years eve.....

Be thankful you're making a living. Many people would work that in a heartbeat. Ah... Who am I kidding? That sucks. Happy New Year though...
The fact that like 6 DCs didnt want to coach here.

That he hired all unqualified friends.

Del Rio turning them down.

Winning 6.5 games in 2 years.

Great thread OP! I'll think of more!
Little Big Horn

New Coke

Crystal Pepsi
Burger King over toasted my cheeseburger bun.

My daughters addiction to korean pop music

....crabs.
The Alamo... no question about that one.
Marvin not winning a playoff game.
Andy's red hair.

I also have it on good authority that Zac was the one who wore the wire tap that entrapped Pete Rose.
Zac made the Hindenburg blow up.
1 star Yelp review of End Zone Pizza.

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Not getting what you order at the drive thru.

Going with Tiger Johnson instead of Bill Walsh.

Bo Jacksons hip.
The Wreck of the Edmunds Fitzgerald.

MSG in Asian Food.

THE PISTONS starting 50 threads in 2 weeks.
Al Capone's Vault
NASCAR
(12-31-2020, 10:02 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]His first name is spelled so wonky that many people don't get it right.

Haha our fans seem to have a lot of trouble with spelling names right. I saw at least 37 different variations of Driskel when we had him, and even Finley seems to throw people for some reason...
Curfews

The Roswell cover up

World hunger
Pee Wee Herman caught handling the goods

Twisted Tea upside the head

Joe Exotic finding prison love
Zac mandated algebra be taught in middle school.

He also banned buffets at strip clubs.

And rumor had it, he stole the gold from Oak Island
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