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http://mostextremenews.com/jake-from-state-farm-found-dead-in-apartment-bedroom/

Not sure if true, but if it is ...

Not true:

http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

(10-26-2015, 09:52 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Not true:

http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

Don't care. I only posted it because of the guy who went by the username of jakefromstatefarm.

What was he wearing?

(10-26-2015, 09:52 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Not true:

http://www.snopes.com/jake-from-state-farm-death-hoax/

Why would anyone go out of their way to fake this story?

(10-26-2015, 11:27 PM)Stormborn Wrote: [ -> ]What was he wearing?

Khaki's at 3:00 am.

(10-27-2015, 12:41 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Khaki's at 3:00 am.

that sounds hideous.

(10-27-2015, 12:41 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Khaki's at 3:00 am.

 Ha ha you win

im trying to figure out what the purpose of the conehead commericals are..

is a ConeHead Reboot coming?

Damn it!  I was gonna go as Jake from State Farm for Halloween this year. 

My question is this.

Who the hell calls their insurance company at 3:00 A.M.? Why do they make a big deal about a service people will never use?

(10-27-2015, 03:10 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]Damn it!  I was gonna go as Jake from State Farm for Halloween this year. 

Wear that costume to Target and watch heads explode.

(10-27-2015, 04:28 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]My question is this.

Who the hell calls their insurance company at 3:00 A.M.?  Why do they make a big deal about a service people will never use?

When the bar closes at 2 a.m. and you've got some time until you have to get ready for work at 5 a.m., what else do you think about aside from car insurance?

(10-27-2015, 04:28 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]My question is this.

Who the hell calls their insurance company at 3:00 A.M.?  Why do they make a big deal about a service people will never use?

Because he was actually calling his ho

(10-27-2015, 05:15 PM)Stormborn Wrote: [ -> ]Because he was actually calling his Flo

(10-27-2015, 04:48 PM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]When the bar closes at 2 a.m. and you've got some time until you have to get ready for work at 5 a.m., what else do you think about aside from car insurance?

Well I guess if you are leaving a bar at 2:00 and heading to your car, you very well may want to double check your coverage.

(10-27-2015, 05:32 PM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]

Flo's nasty though

(10-27-2015, 05:46 PM)michaelsean Wrote: [ -> ]Well I guess if you are leaving a bar at 2:00 and heading to your car, you very well may want to double check your coverage.

Discount Double Check!!!!!


Boo-yah! 

(10-27-2015, 05:57 PM)Stormborn Wrote: [ -> ]Flo's nasty though

But she's very progressive. And with the 'name your own price tool,' an incredibly cheap hookup.

So I guess we will never see JakeFromStateFarm on the boards anymore.