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"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

"Let's go to the game" Dad said.

"It will be the time of your life!" Dad said...

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

Dad? What do you think cousin Mom will make us for dinner?

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Daddy don't be mean to me today because of the game ok? People say Steeler fans are poor losers"

"That's a stupid F'cking shirt. Wallace isn't even good anymore, and you don't even play football"

"But Daddy I thought..."

"Lying little shit with your bullshit shirt..F you"

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

Well kid, the refs didn't save us this time.

“It’s ok dad, I pooped my pants this time too.”

“I thought you said last time was a fluke, dad”

(09-26-2021, 07:54 PM)GodFather Wrote: [ -> ]"Daddy don't be mean to me today because of the game ok? People say Steeler fans are poor losers"

"That's a stupid F'cking shirt. Wallace isn't even good anymore, and you don't even play football"

"But Daddy I thought..."

"Lying little shit with your bullshit shirt..F you"

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

Guess I can give your mom her yellow tampon back.

"Try the new and improved terrible towel, now with enough absorbance for you and your kids tears."

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

Son, you auntie mom better have dinner ready.

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Cry kid, I've been doing it for decades"

Gee Dad.  First a Pirate game and now this.

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"Dad, that game was as sorry as your beard"

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"I wish Joe Burrow was my dad."

(09-26-2021, 08:55 PM)SHRacerX Wrote: [ -> ]"Dad, that game was as sorry as your beard"

So.... this is what the 90s felt like in Cincinnati.

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

"I knew i should have gone to the Pirates game instead..."

(09-26-2021, 09:12 PM)TheBengals Wrote: [ -> ]"I wish Joe Burrow was my dad."

Best one yet.

Wish we would have bought anal ease before the game.

(09-26-2021, 07:43 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]

Can we leave now mom?