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(11-02-2021, 03:53 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]Would you have expected Cincy to hang 41 on Baltimore 3 weeks ago?

I'm predicting a large cookie walk. maybe even a pie walk too..  Pie walk sounds better than cake walk anyway.. Oops, wrong post.. Someone asked about predicting a cake walk..

(11-02-2021, 04:05 PM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]Anyone predicting a goddamn cakewalk this time? Anyone?

Pie and/or large cookie walk.. Didn't want you to feel anonymous here.

My hopes have been damaged.

Browns 27
Bengals24

(11-02-2021, 05:35 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]My hopes have been damaged.

Browns 27
Bengals24

So NOW your hopes are damaged.. So what happened the past few years? You were hoping they'd be the lousiest team in the league or something? You need to have your hopes timing thing checked out by a hopes specialist.. 

(11-02-2021, 05:35 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]My hopes have been damaged.

Browns 27
Bengals24

Damn, Harley, when an optimist like yourself bails, I'm starting to get worried.  

Figured most here would predict a Bengals win.  Maybe that Jets game was more traumatizing than I thought. 

(11-02-2021, 04:56 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]I was serious.  Also, 


Is there a reason you need to be an ass? 

Here I was expecting a "don't call me Shirley" punchline and you come up with this?



Just kidding. Well played, sir. Well played.

Rep.

(11-02-2021, 05:31 PM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]Pie and/or large cookie walk.. Didn't want you to feel anonymous here.

No. Just wondering if the same people will call this as they did the Jets game.

(11-02-2021, 05:45 PM)grampahol Wrote: [ -> ]So NOW your hopes are damaged.. So what happened the past few years? You were hoping they'd be the lousiest team in the league or something? You need to have your hopes timing thing checked out by a hopes specialist.. 

The Ravens game gave me hope that we finally turned the corner. You know what's stupid, I've been following NFL for years and know 1 victory does not make a team. Imagine how the Jets fans feel right now.

(11-02-2021, 05:46 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Damn, Harley, when an optimist like yourself bails, I'm starting to get worried.  

Figured most here would predict a Bengals win.  Maybe that Jets game was more traumatizing than I thought. 

I'm not bailing. Quite the opposite. A part of me thinks we come out and reclaim the respect we lost at Met Life. I doubt we put up 41, but hoping the D has a statement game. However, I seen something in that D I hoped had improved and that was our weakness in the middle. In the poll, my vote was too close to call. By the time I posted, I swayed a little to the dark side. I'm worried about Myles Garrett snapping Burrow's head off and tossing it to the fans in the endzone.

I think I know what the problem is. My wife bought me some boxers awhile back and one of the pair were black and gold. I looked at her with a disgusted look and said really? One of the other pair in the bag was orange and black. Now I liked those. I don't wear my orange boxers on gameday. I feel my ass puckered up on a bar stool is disrespect to the team. So I always wear my black and gold so I can fart on the steelers and bring pleasure to the football gods who then bring our team to victory.

This past Sunday I wore my orange and black because I needed to do laundry. I fought with myself and convinced myself its just superstition. Never again. I fell to the NFL demons whispering in my ear so they could torment me for a week after losing. Never again. So this Sunday, know that I'm tea bagging black and gold for the sake of this team so we can beat the Browns. The friggen sacrifices I make for you guys is incredible.

Annnnnddddd.... Before you even say it, I can't wear the Browns colors for underwear. I don't want my wife thinking I shit myself.

34 - 10 Browns hope i am wrong. I feel they have the advantage in the trenches on Defense and that will be our down fall.

After last week I can't predict a win. I think it's close overall but in the end of the game our D fails to stop them and our O fails to score.

Browns 34-27

I had my stats wrong. I thought they were a top 5 D!

Thanks for the correction!

(11-02-2021, 04:51 PM)impactplaya Wrote: [ -> ]The Browns D is not that good outside of Garrett
Their best LB is on the IR.
Denzel Ward has been thrown on all year. 
Their D doesnt create alot of turnovers.
They faced a couple  ho-hum offenses as of late.
Garrett is the only threat they have 

OBJ’s dad literally just put out a video of a bunch of throws Baker missed him on. What an absolute mess that locker room must be right now. :lol:

Burrow and Chase’s chemistry (and friendship) is going to bring us good things for years to come.

24 to 17 Bengals, we get up 7 points late, ZT and Burrow go to locker room so we can finish the game without any mistakes and leads us to the win..

(11-02-2021, 02:47 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Ok, so we've now spent two days gnashing our teeth about what happened in the New Jersey swamplands on Sunday.  We're on to Cleveland!

You know what to do:  pick a poll option and then give us a score.  

I had us losing in Baltimore and winning at the Jets, so to keep my streak alive of picking incorrectly, I'm going to say Brownies in a close, mostly defensive duel, 19-17.  Do you hear me, universe?

What say you?

Hello Llama...you seem like you've been here a while -- got a question...

Sorry for going off-topic...but the "Contact Us" link is dead, the Mods won't answer me, and the "Help" Forum looks like they haven't had a post in close to a year. I've been here since 2018, and I'm only showing 1 post (THIS one)...any idea how to help or who to contact about that?

Again...sorry about the off-topic reply. I'm obviously desperate. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.


BTW, I agree with your prediction. 21-16 Bengals. The Browns will go down swinging.  

Bengals rebound.Win at home,prior to going into the bye week.The defense is going to be psyched.And yes,they will tackle this time around.Offense comes out strong and finishes strong for a change.Bengals-27-17

Bears win, Vikings lose, and the Bengals win 26-24 in hard fought game making the new AFCN standings

Ravens 6-2
Bengals 6-3
steelers 4-4
Browns 4-5

(11-02-2021, 07:03 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]The Ravens game gave me hope that we finally turned the corner. You know what's stupid, I've been following NFL for years and know 1 victory does not make a team. Imagine how the Jets fans feel right now.


I'm not bailing. Quite the opposite. A part of me thinks we come out and reclaim the respect we lost at Met Life. I doubt we put up 41, but hoping the D has a statement game. However, I seen something in that D I hoped had improved and that was our weakness in the middle. In the poll, my vote was too close to call. By the time I posted, I swayed a little to the dark side. I'm worried about Myles Garrett snapping Burrow's head off and tossing it to the fans in the endzone.

I think I know what the problem is. My wife bought me some boxers awhile back and one of the pair were black and gold. I looked at her with a disgusted look and said really? One of the other pair in the bag was orange and black. Now I liked those. I don't wear my orange boxers on gameday. I feel my ass puckered up on a bar stool is disrespect to the team. So I always wear my black and gold so I can fart on the steelers and bring pleasure to the football gods who then bring our team to victory.

This past Sunday I wore my orange and black because I needed to do laundry. I fought with myself and convinced myself its just superstition. Never again. I fell to the NFL demons whispering in my ear so they could torment me for a week after losing. Never again. So this Sunday, know that I'm tea bagging black and gold for the sake of this team so we can beat the Browns. The friggen sacrifices I make for you guys is incredible.

Annnnnddddd.... Before you even say it, I can't wear the Browns colors for underwear. I don't want my wife thinking I shit myself.

Underwear has ruined many a marriage, I'd wager, and probably not for what we think are the most common reasons.  

BTW, please see GM's post below.

(11-02-2021, 07:35 PM)GridironMonarch Wrote: [ -> ]Hello Llama...you seem like you've been here a while -- got a question...

Sorry for going off-topic...but the "Contact Us" link is dead, the Mods won't answer me, and the "Help" Forum looks like they haven't had a post in close to a year. I've been here since 2018, and I'm only showing 1 post (THIS one)...any idea how to help or who to contact about that?

Again...sorry about the off-topic reply. I'm obviously desperate. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks.


BTW, I agree with your prediction. 21-16 Bengals. The Browns will go down swinging.  

Wish I could help, but I have copied Harley in on this and maybe he can assist.

In the Gamdeay thread I actually asked you about your post count because you post a lot in those yet you had zero regular posts after being here three years.  Thought it seemed funny.

(11-02-2021, 07:35 PM)GridironMonarch Wrote: [ -> ]Hello Llama...you seem like you've been here a while -- got a question...

Sorry for going off-topic...but the "Contact Us" link is dead, the Mods won't answer me, and the "Help" Forum looks like they haven't had a post in close to a year. I've been here since 2018, and I'm only showing 1 post (THIS one)...any idea how to help or who to contact about that?

(11-02-2021, 08:16 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]BTW, please see GM's post below.


Wish I could help, but I have copied Harley in on this and maybe he can assist.

In the Gamdeay thread I actually asked you about your post count because you post a lot in those yet you had zero regular posts after being here three years.  Thought it seemed funny.

Thanks for the info. I couldn't solve the issue so I have passed on.

(11-02-2021, 08:29 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]Thanks for the info. I couldn't solve the issue so I have passed on.

Jesus, that was sudden.  Where do we send flowers? 

(11-02-2021, 08:31 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus, that was sudden.  Where do we send flowers? 

I friggen knew you were going to say it. I almost said, "well, I have not passed but passed the information on." Thought, "Nah!"

EDIT: It literally killed me that I couldn't help this gentleman.