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These threads have been a smash hit on the boards, and for obvious reasons. The 1991 classic NES game is not only the best game of all-time, it's also known for being (by far) the most accurate and realistic football simulation.

I have the ROM with updated 2022 rosters.

It's already accurately predicted wins against the Titans and Chiefs. So what does it have to say about the Rams?

Well, it looks like we're in for a bit of a defensive struggle. The Bengals recovered a pair of fumbles in the first half, but couldn't get the offense going at all, settling for a 3-0 lead at half, on a McPherson FG.

We open the 2nd half with a TD from Perine, then lock it down with a 4th quarter TD from Burrow to Chase.

Final Score
Bengals - 17
Rams - 0

Stats
Burrow: 5 of 8 for 76 yards and 1 TD
Stafford: 2 of 5 for 90 yards

Bengals rushing: 13 for 80 yards and a TD
Rams rushing: 19 for 111

Aaron Donald had 4 sacks, but the story of the game was the early turnovers by the Rams, and their insistence on running the football.

Pretty amazing that the site that updates the rosters every year had this as the cover art since the season started:

Everything looks perfectly accurate given my model projections. Nice work.

Except the Drew Sample touchdown is missing.

If that was actually the SB outcome... I'd be through the roof. A win, AND a shutout?? Woof.

(02-02-2022, 09:34 PM)JaggedJimmyJay Wrote: [ -> ]Everything looks perfectly accurate given my model projections. Nice work.

Except the Drew Sample touchdown is missing.

Well I had Uzomah playing. He was our leading receiver with 52 yards.

If Sample scored, I'd probably delete the game for being ridiculous.

(02-02-2022, 09:40 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]Well I had Uzomah playing. He was our leading receiver with 52 yards.

If Sample scored, I'd probably delete the game for being ridiculous.

Pretty sure the game is wrong on this stat because I see Chase stepping up in this game.

Not sure if Chase will be the Bengals leading receiver or not but thinking he will surpass 52 yards for sure. 

Expecting some sort of trick play or two that's been in Bengals bag collecting dust too.

(02-02-2022, 10:14 PM)Go Cards Wrote: [ -> ]Expecting some sort of trick play or two that's been in Bengals bag collecting dust too.

Well, there was an flea flicker sighting, and a reverse to Chase.

(02-02-2022, 10:17 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]Well, there was an flea flicker sighting, and a reverse to Chase.

True, yet seems Ive seen Chase run a reverse before though.

(02-02-2022, 10:21 PM)Go Cards Wrote: [ -> ]True, yet seems Ive seen Chase run a reverse before though.

Well that's about as fancy as Tecmo Bowl gets.

Tecmo Super Bowl yet again brings us good fortune.

(02-02-2022, 10:59 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]Well that's about as fancy as Tecmo Bowl gets.

Lol, man I hope that game is right and the Bengals can shut out the Rams.

 

Y'all stop it! You getting me all hyped up as if we're guaranteed the super bowl victory. 


STOP! lol

Notice the SB logo is orange...
I thought it was red originally

https://youtu.be/suHMJBAn0EQ

(02-02-2022, 09:26 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]These threads have been a smash hit on the boards, and for obvious reasons. The 1991 classic NES game is not only the best game of all-time, it's also known for being (by far) the most accurate and realistic football simulation.

I have the ROM with updated 2022 rosters.

It's already accurately predicted wins against the Titans and Chiefs. So what does it have to say about the Rams?

Well, it looks like we're in for a bit of a defensive struggle. The Bengals recovered a pair of fumbles in the first half, but couldn't get the offense going at all, settling for a 3-0 lead at half, on a McPherson FG.

We open the 2nd half with a TD from Perine, then lock it down with a 4th quarter TD from Burrow to Chase.

Final Score
Bengals - 17
Rams - 0

Stats
Burrow: 5 of 8 for 76 yards and 1 TD
Stafford: 2 of 5 for 90 yards

Bengals rushing: 13 for 80 yards and a TD
Rams rushing: 19 for 111

Aaron Donald had 4 sacks, but the story of the game was the early turnovers by the Rams, and their insistence on running the football.

As long as we win, I'll take it. 

(02-02-2022, 11:58 PM)Go Cards Wrote: [ -> ]Lol, man I hope that game is right and the Bengals can shut out the Rams.

 

It's set in stone. Tecmo Bowl never lies.

(02-03-2022, 01:14 AM)IsaacCurtis Wrote: [ -> ]https://youtu.be/suHMJBAn0EQ

This is clearly phony, as we didn't win.

If we lose now, I'm blaming you.

Let it be true!

(02-03-2022, 01:14 AM)IsaacCurtis Wrote: [ -> ]https://youtu.be/suHMJBAn0EQ

This guy needs a time out! 

(02-03-2022, 01:14 AM)IsaacCurtis Wrote: [ -> ]https://youtu.be/suHMJBAn0EQ

Didn't watch the whole thing but from what I saw whoever was controlling Cincinnati was CLEARLY trying to not win.

For example, Cincinnati called a pass and dude at the top was WIDE OPEN, easy TD pass, but the QB holds the ball then dumps it to the RB for like a 4 yard gain. Yeah, that's not happening in real life.