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Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here

(02-03-2022, 02:38 PM)kalibengal Wrote: [ -> ]Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve  and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here

don't count the babies before they're hatched

(02-03-2022, 02:38 PM)kalibengal Wrote: [ -> ]Has anyone thought of all the new babys that will born in 2023 when the Bengals win on V Day eve  and the many babys with the name "Joey Franchise (Frank) insert last name here

November '22 is the due date. 

(02-03-2022, 02:56 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: [ -> ]November '22 is the due date. 

oops! my bad
yes 2022

Money Mac going to be a popular baby name.

(02-03-2022, 07:06 PM)phil413 Wrote: [ -> ]Money Mac going to be a popular baby name.

Might give new meaning to the nickname Shooter.

I think most might be too drunk to work on conceiving, at least the male part of the equation.  "Hey baby we won the Super Bowl let's... hold on I have to puke...  Okay I'm good... wait wake up little me Bengals fan wake up...  it's time to get to work..  Damnit!"  Passes out hanging halfway off the bed.  

I'm hoping for a Joe Blob from my wife

If you get the name Shooter as baby you're probably either going to be a sniper or a porn star.

My wife would be like, “What does winning the SB have yo do with me?”

(02-03-2022, 08:31 PM)Go Cards Wrote: [ -> ]If you get the name Shooter as baby you're probably either going to be a sniper or a porn star.

Or a d-bag golfer that eats pieces of shit for breakfast. 

And think of how many wives and gfs of the losing team will suffer physical abuse after the game.

I saw a study that said there is about a 10% increase in domestic violence after an upset loss ( team who is favored to win by four or more points losses). I think it was a UC Berkley study. Also saw a statistic that said when England's national team lost an important match, domestic violence cases increased by a staggering 38%.

(02-03-2022, 09:21 PM)Science Friction Wrote: [ -> ]And think of how many wives and gfs of the losing team will suffer physical abuse after the game.

I saw a study that said there is about a 10% increase in domestic violence after an upset loss ( team who is favored to win by four or more points losses). I think it was a UC Berkley study.  Also saw a statistic that said when England's national team lost an important match, domestic violence cases increased by a staggering 38%.

Damn, that's depressing.