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My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.


Should I see a doctor?

Drink more water. Or a see a shrink, which should help the amount of contests you enter. Best of luck and hoping to a speedy recovery.

Maybe you have athletes foot on your penis............

(11-12-2015, 08:38 PM)crispy Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe you have athletes foot on your penis............

BOOM !

No you should be the first ice sculptor who uses his own burning piss to create lovely art pieces. 

Perhaps a wedding feature.



What a lucky couple to have a Fred piss sculpture.

Thinking about fred's penis and his burning piss made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Quit banging little Eastern European boys.

Are you leaving a discharge on your trousers?

i would suggest retiring from the pissing contest circuit.

(11-12-2015, 07:17 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.


Should I see a doctor?

Maybe your penis is just really competitive and it ignited a fire inside to win...

(11-12-2015, 07:17 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]My penis burns when I get into a pissing contest.


Should I see a doctor?

you should mention it to him when you go in for your weekly prostate exam while singing a round of "Moon River"

Yes.

A burning sensation in your penis will not cause the doctor to be invisible. That would be a symptom of eye trouble.

(11-13-2015, 05:13 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]Are you leaving a discharge on your trousers?

No.

Not on my trousers.