(09-26-2022, 03:33 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]No, But I did get some shit stuck in my fur on that play. However, Drug my ass around the lawn a few laps and was fine.
Dragging your ass is usually a sign of needing your anal glands expressed. Let me DM you my address and I'll take care of you.
No, luckily I still have control of my bowels….hopefully for at least a few more years.
I do hold my breath every time I see him get hit though. Then the stupid camera shows some guys celebrating instead of our QB being ok.
(09-26-2022, 03:33 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]No, But I did get some shit stuck in my fur on that play. However, Drug my ass around the lawn a few laps and was fine.
I thought Taylor Swifting was OUT!
Sounds like we are all on the same page.
(09-26-2022, 03:36 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Sounds like we are all on the same page.
Yeah, and the OP needs to be on some newspaper.
(09-26-2022, 03:04 PM)reuben.ahmed Wrote: [ -> ]He grabbed the knee and was mad at the ref I believe. I'm sure he felt something, but this mofo stronger than the rest of us combined.
I was confused as well because it should have been a flag. My understanding is you can’t dive below knees of QBs especially from the ground (Brady rule).
I put a whoopin’ on my britches
(09-26-2022, 02:37 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: [ -> ]I done crapped my pants right then and there. Spent the rest of the game on the toilet watching from my phone.
TMI, bro.
No, that was the night before.
(09-26-2022, 03:22 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]If you want to avoid shitting your pants while watching a Bengals' game then just do what I do.
Don't wear any pants.
Good way to shit your couch
(09-26-2022, 03:25 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]I didn't, but of course I eat Gold Star instead of Skyline.
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(09-26-2022, 03:22 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]If you want to avoid shitting your pants while watching a Bengals' game then just do what I do.
Don't wear any pants.
Damn it, Fred. I am on a complete giggle-loop after this. My wife is trying to hush me; says I'll wake the neighbors. (Piss off, Kim and Toby.)
You all bring some joy to my life; thanks for that. (Winning helps too.)
Yes but it's ok I wear my shittin' pants when I watch the Bengals play. They are an old pair of black sweats I've had for about 15 years.