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I'm having a colonoscopy on Thursday. Tomorrow I will chug a gallon of Turbolax and then spend the night eliminating all the Pittsburgh in my intestines.

Thanks for asking.

Going to my parents' to help my dad move some bricks and wood, fix stuff in the backyard, strap down the boat so it's, "waterproof," then move it to its spot, then in the house for an early dinner, watch the Cowboys, bonfire and head home around SNF time.

(11-08-2022, 09:59 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: [ -> ]I'm having a colonoscopy on Thursday. Tomorrow I will chug a gallon of Turbolax and then spend the night eliminating all the Pittsburgh in my intestines.

Thanks for asking.

Bruh...

(11-08-2022, 09:59 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: [ -> ]I'm having a colonoscopy on Thursday.  Tomorrow I will chug a gallon of Turbolax and then spend the night eliminating all the Pittsburgh in my intestines.

Thanks for asking.

Is this your first one or are you an old pro at those?

(11-08-2022, 01:33 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: [ -> ]What do you do with the time during bye week?  Watch other games? Catch up on yard work? what is your plans for the time to go "bye" quicker?  


And do you like or dislike bye weeks?

Lone bye weeks, coming off a big win.  Sit there and cheer against all the other AFC opponents.  

Bye week means I finally run out of excuses not to clean my closests

(11-08-2022, 07:10 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Serious question. Do you yell at clouds?

I just don't like spending $$ in all reality.

Me and Pac goin to the club to look for Jerry Porter.

(11-09-2022, 12:01 AM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Is this your first one or are you an old pro at those?

Frequent flyer.

(11-09-2022, 01:05 PM)Speedy Thomas Wrote: [ -> ]Frequent flyer.

I hear ya, this last time for me was easier than the time before.  Good luck, and just keep thinking about that post-procedure meal 

(11-09-2022, 12:57 PM)WychesWarrior Wrote: [ -> ]Me and Pac goin to the club to look for Jerry Porter.

The scrip club...

(11-09-2022, 03:43 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]The scrip club...

....of course....

To be unselfish,the bye weeks are necessary,and allow the players a much needed rest and recuperation period,(at least more than they would normally get),and prepare for the brutal second half of the season.I don’t enjoy it as much without the Bengals,but I’ll still be watching football.

(11-09-2022, 05:55 PM)ezekiel23 Wrote: [ -> ]To be unselfish,the bye weeks are necessary,and allow the players a much needed rest and recuperation period,(at least more than they would normally get),and prepare for the brutal second half of the season.I don’t enjoy it as much without the Bengals,but I’ll still be watching football.

Just root against ...

(11-08-2022, 01:33 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: [ -> ]What do you do with the time during bye week?  Watch other games? Catch up on yard work? what is your plans for the time to go "bye" quicker?  


And do you like or dislike bye weeks?

Watching porn movies for the plot. 

(11-08-2022, 01:33 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: [ -> ]What do you do with the time during bye week?  Watch other games? Catch up on yard work? what is your plans for the time to go "bye" quicker?  


And do you like or dislike bye weeks?

Get the yard ready for winter...    

Bye weeks are good...   its a brutal sport.   sometimes they come at bad times though...  Like if your team is hot you don't want them taking a week off.  But the opposite is also true when your team is banged up that week can make all the difference down the stretch

The first two Bengal's games I watched this year were good, the Miami and Jets games, but then the Browns game was horrible. That interception on the first drive got inside Joe's head methinks. So, without a big project to do over the weekend, I'll probably be doing housework on Sunday while the Fox games play in the background. For the Bengals, hopefully they spend the time rehabbing Ja'Marr and coming up with running schemes.

With the weather forecasted to be cold it looks like I'll devote the day to rooting for AFC North teams to lose.

(11-08-2022, 08:55 PM)WVUHomer Wrote: [ -> ]Hopefully making my wife happy by turning a quickie into a longie with the extra time afforded to no football to distract me.

Anatomically impossible, but they do sell pumps that claim to do that..  

(11-08-2022, 08:55 PM)WVUHomer Wrote: [ -> ]Hopefully making my wife happy by turning a quickie into a longie with the extra time afforded to no football to distract me.