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After all of the guessing and wondering about Burrow's status versus the Rams;

What do you Predict will happen in terms of a HEADLINE or Storyline the next morning.

For example:

"Rams leave Bengals & Burrow limping at 0 and 3"

"Burrow battles injured calf to edge out Rams for first Win"

"Browning led Bengals give Rams a late scare but burrow to the bottom of the AFC North winless"

"Browning comes out slinging the ball downfield to Chase and Higgins and leads the Bengals to their first season win,"

(09-23-2023, 02:36 PM)Sled21 Wrote: [ -> ]"Browning comes out slinging the ball downfield to Chase and Higgins and leads the Bengals to their first season win,"

I don't see this as impossible like some do.

Probably would have to limit his attempts but I would let him stretch the field with some deep throws to keep the Rams honest.

Chase & Tee can both get open and go up & get the well defended passes.

So we are saying there's a chance.

haha what a fun idea for a thread

ESPN: "Aaron Donald removes Joe Burrow's leg and praised for his tough play as Rams defeat Bengals convincingly"

But I'd prefer something like:

"An injured Burrow makes quick work of Donald and the Rams defense; cruises to victory"

"Burrow drives Mike Brown to Jeff Ruby's in a gold plated golf cart for a late night dinner following the Bengals 27-3 victory over the Rams."

"Bengals had such a fast start in their victory over the Rams only one person in the game day thread claimed game over after the Bengals first incomplete pass."

Joe Mixon Carries the Bengals to Victory Behind Dominant OL Play.

(09-23-2023, 04:10 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: [ -> ]"Burrow drives Mike Brown to Jeff Ruby's in a gold plated golf cart for a late night dinner following the Bengals 27-3 victory over the Rams."

If you would have said "Denny's", I may have fell for it.

Say it ain't so, Joe. Burrow Out for Season.

“Bengals fail at avenging Super Bowl LVI loss, but succeed at securing 4th place in the AFC North”

'Bengals win one for Burrow' would be a nice story.

It'd be nice to see a motivated defense put in a dominant effort.
But it's a tall task in this one.
Usually the team with the best QB has a significant edge.

We'll see. This could end up being a lost season. But the team could bounce back too.
I'm not that optimistic because of Burrow's health.
Last year I was very confident down 0-2.

Headbutt guy returns to Paycor to defend heavyweight title.  

(09-23-2023, 04:55 PM)TecmoBengals Wrote: [ -> ]Say it ain't so, Joe. Burrow Out for Season.

For a second I forgot what thread I was in

AJ McCarron, fresh from the Bengals’ practice squad, lights up the Rams with five touchdown passes as Cincinnati wins 38-3.

Breaking news, Bengals win and Mike Brown parties down.

No perfect game for Browning but Jake was Purdy good in the Bengals' 34-31 victory over Los Angeles.

Headline: "400 yds, 4 tds, Joey B avenges Super Bowl loss like the GOAT that he is"

Sub-headline: "Burrow grieves his calf like Favre grieved his father 20 years ago in MNF performance for the ages"

"Burrow and Browning are out for the game. Zac Taylor comes in as emergency QB, throws two TDs. Names himself starting QB going forward. Taylor fanboys fap themselves into a coma."

Puka Nacua continues impressive rookie pace, UDFA grabs 12 catches and a TD in Rams dominant 13 point win.

What I REALLY wanna see is:
Bengals defense dominant, offensive line and running game carry Cincinnati to their first win of the season!

Or

Bengals Rally To Win For Their Injured Quarterback!

Joe admits his calf recovery slowed after he carried large suitcase of cash.