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(12-17-2015, 12:06 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]bandwagon fan, the most pathetic phylum of fan

Chortle.  Imma need some mercurochrome to take the sting out of that barb. 

(12-17-2015, 12:40 AM)Sociopathicsteelerfan Wrote: [ -> ]Chortle.  Imma need some mercurochrome to take the sting out of that barb. 

Would have made an air quality joke, but there's no way you live there.  

(12-16-2015, 10:56 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]His cover of Carmelita by Warren Zevon is awesome.

What a ***** up dude though...

Beyond ****** up.....you ever seen the funeral footage?

(12-17-2015, 12:54 AM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]Beyond ***** up.....you ever seen the funeral footage?

Eat Me!

That poor funeral director.

(12-17-2015, 01:07 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]Eat Me!

That poor funeral director.

No shit....doin rails on a corpse ! One that wasn't bathed or embalmed to boot.

(12-17-2015, 01:11 AM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]No shit....doin rails on a corpse ! One that wasn't bathed or embalmed to boot.

For some reason I find this the penultimate use of the phrase 'to boot'.  Well put bud.

(12-17-2015, 12:44 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]Would have made an air quality joke, but there's no way you live there.  

Live where, up yo momma's ass? 

(12-17-2015, 01:30 AM)Sociopathicsteelerfan Wrote: [ -> ]Live where, up yo momma's ass? 

is that the Chinese village where the steel industry moved to save on paying illiterates?  

(12-16-2015, 03:15 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Your wife contradicted this point last night.

When your wife said the Red Ryder BB Gun was shooting blanks I bet you thought she was only talking about the game.

(12-17-2015, 01:46 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]is that the Chinese village where the steel industry moved to save on paying illiterates?  

Illiterate Chinese people?

(12-17-2015, 01:58 AM)Sociopathicsteelerfan Wrote: [ -> ]Illiterate Chinese people?

same grasp on the english language as their predecessors.