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Lou "Buttermaker" Anarumo and the Bad News Bengals


Quotes form Lou Buttermaker after the Tennessee game today:

"Those Titans are real turds"

"Hey pusshead! Are you crazy fumbling the ball on the 1 yard line getting ready to celebrate to early?"




Thank god the Titans offense lost this game with their horrible decision making and execution because the defense still let those bafoons score 27 points!

I'm going with dogshit.

How about The Embarrassment Squad...Pratt and Davis-Gaither are pathetic. This is coming from someone who liked Pratt up to this year. The last drive for Tenn, he quit! Akeem just sucks.

(12-15-2024, 08:36 PM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]I'm going with dogshit.

Or hammered dog shit 

In honor of Denver's D back in the day: the orange flush.

Lou and a room o’turds

I see Russell Wilson is still back down in earth at 107 passing today and last week 170 against the Browns. Let me see, what happened the week before, 414 yards against the Bengals, oh yea, that’s right. We make the very e look good, even Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

(12-15-2024, 08:36 PM)Wyche Wrote: [ -> ]I'm going with dogshit.

Hey? My shit ain't that fowl? I've been eating Hills.

Picked them up for my Semi-Final FF game in my keeper. 19 points, could have been much more if Zac didn't tell Battle to switch hands just before the End Zone

Lazy? Slow? No try?

Bend-But-Also-Break.

(12-15-2024, 09:08 PM)Timanky12 Wrote: [ -> ]I see Russell Wilson is still back down in earth at 107 passing today and last week 170 against the Browns. Let me see, what happened the week before, 414 yards against the Bengals, oh yea, that’s right. We make the very e look good, even Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

The Titans hung 27 on this pathetic defense. It's embarrassing and it sucks they don't even try.

Multimillionaires work hard. Except for all the multimillionaires on the Bengals defense. They kick back, kinda run around and collect their checks.

It's infuriating to watch. It's more infuriating they've done NOTHING to fix it.

(12-15-2024, 09:25 PM)BengalB Wrote: [ -> ]It's infuriating to watch. It's more infuriating they've done NOTHING to fix it.

So if you think thats infuriating, wait to see how furious you become this offseason when Mike Brown and his dunce daughter Katie, keep the entire coaching staff going into next year! 

(12-15-2024, 08:50 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: [ -> ]Or hammered dog shit 

What about "stepped in dogshit"

Sunk like a Stone
Rankin dead last
Used to be Readers.  Now we're illiterate.  
Draft 99 corners and a starter ain't one

(12-15-2024, 09:17 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]Picked them up for my Semi-Final FF game in my keeper. 19 points, could have been much more if Zac didn't tell Battle to switch hands just before the End Zone

20 points for me. I've used them 5 times this year and only once was a negative. I chose them over the 9ers (my main D) for Stoolers week and even with all those yards, they not only did better (SF was negative that day), they actually gave 5 points.

Assberry farms

The Offensive Defense
Lou's Losers
Trey and Ten JAGs
Impervious To Success

To steal terminology/chirping from Letterkenny, the Bengal's defense is f@@@ing 10-ply bud.

(12-15-2024, 09:23 PM)samhain Wrote: [ -> ]Bend-But-Also-Break.

You have my vote.