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What have we learned?

Being mean to fat people can unite Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and Muslims.

Lunch lady arms!

(12-30-2015, 01:01 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]What have we learned?  

Being HONEST WITH fat people can unite Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and Muslims.

FTFY

(12-30-2015, 03:35 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]FTFY

That you did.  Sometimes honesty can be mean to say though...

For instance, I don't wanna bang a tubby broad, but if one asked me to do it I'm not going to tell her that she's gross....even if that's what I think.  I'd say: "Sorry ma'am, but I just got out of a long relationship", or "I value our current relationship too much to introduce a complication such as sex".

Who are we kidding...she'd get it.  Everyone knows that big girls give the best blowies.

(12-30-2015, 03:45 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]That you did.  Sometimes honesty can be mean to say though...

For instance, I don't wanna bang a tubby broad, but if one asked me to do it I'm not going to tell her that she's gross....even if that's what I think.  I'd say: "Sorry ma'am, but I just got out of a long relationship", or "I value our current relationship too much to introduce a complication such as sex".

Who are we kidding...she'd get it.  Everyone knows that big girls give the best blowies.

.....and more of 'em.....

(12-30-2015, 01:01 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]What have we learned?  

Being mean to fat people can unite Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and Muslims.

KUMBAYA! 

Asians couldn't reach that truck driver.

(12-30-2015, 03:45 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]That you did.  Sometimes honesty can be mean to say though...

For instance, I don't wanna bang a tubby broad, but if one asked me to do it I'm not going to tell her that she's gross....even if that's what I think.  I'd say: "Sorry ma'am, but I just got out of a long relationship", or "I value our current relationship too much to introduce a complication such as sex".

Who are we kidding...she'd get it.  Everyone knows that big girls give the best blowies.

Dang right, she'd likely get action faster than most of us.

Don't believe me?  Just take a walk through Wal Mart, and look at who has kids..

Hit

(12-30-2015, 01:01 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]What have we learned?  

Being mean to fat people can unite Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and Muslims.

This is by FAR the best thing you have ever posted!!!!  I laughed so hard JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!  OH man!!!!!

(12-31-2015, 01:27 PM)Marlon23 Wrote: [ -> ]This is by FAR the best thing you have ever posted!!!!  I laughed so hard JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!  OH man!!!!!

I don't know man, I post a lot of really awesome things.  I don't see how we could really pinpoint this as the pinnacle of posts...

Haha that's great.

(12-31-2015, 01:19 PM)bfine32 Wrote: [ -> ]Hit

How ?
By drawing nipples on the two mounds of back-fat and hit it from behind ?

I wouldn't call the post racist but the replies were hell of funny.

(12-31-2015, 10:28 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: [ -> ]Dang right, she'd likely get action faster than most of us.

Don't believe me?  Just take a walk through Wal Mart, and look at who has kids..

I assure everyone the fattest, meanest, ugliest, toothless-iest, dirtiest, stupidest, craziest woman he/she knows has at least 3 kids.

(01-04-2016, 05:36 AM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]I assure everyone the fattest, meanest, ugliest, toothless-iest, dirtiest, stupidest, craziest woman he/she knows has at least 3 kids.

Alcohol related births.