......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!
Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.
Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).
Go!
Mike Brown is so old, I told him to act his own age and he died.
Yay! The Match Game!
he pays his employees in ______.
... he can't afford to pay attention.
.....his ass squeaks when he walks.....
Mike Brown so cheap he makes his daughter pay for employee parking
Mike Brown is so cheap that he once told Dan Rooney it was too expensive to own a Super Bowl team. Wait we're supposed to be making jokes?!!?
Mike Brown is so old he remembers the Great Depression and makes all his financial choices based on if the stock market ever crashes again. So he doesn't spend a lot of money on things sometimes.
I'm bad at jokes
(06-05-2015, 04:40 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: [ -> ]Mike Brown is so old he remembers the Great Depression and makes all his financial choices based on if the stock market ever crashes again. So he doesn't spend a lot of money on things sometimes.
I'm bad at jokes
Mike brown is so cheap... He paid himself less than his kicker...
Mike Brown is so tight when he farts only dogs can hear it.
(06-05-2015, 01:47 AM)Lawless_1 Wrote: [ -> ]......I saw him walking down the street & asked him if he lost a shoe and he said no he just found one!
Much in the same vein as the "Keith Rivers don't kill people" thread on the old board I though we could do some "Yo Mama" jokes aimed at the #1 Bengals villain.
Any will do (old, ugly, fat, stupid, etc).
Go!
The season cannot start soon enough.
(06-05-2015, 05:04 PM)OSUfan Wrote: [ -> ]The season cannot start soon enough.
And the reds are not helping.....
It was mean of someone to do, but I laughed my butt off to the old Wikipedia entry where it stated "The electricity in PBS is generated by Paul Brown spinning in his grave.".
... his tightie whities are also his swim trunks... after wearing them inside out.
... he only allows game film to be recorded on a single VHS tape to be reused over and over again.
... he puts the Lumina in neutral and coasts going down hills.
Mike Brown is so cheap, he wrestles squirrels for nuts.
Mike Brown is so tight if you put a lump of coal up his butt in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond.