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(01-27-2016, 03:29 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I'd get "Spalding" on my shaved ballsack.

thats cool and all but you only get paid if its visible.

(01-27-2016, 04:05 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that's a very PAINFUL place to get a tat........Spaulding.

100% true story.  I have only one tattoo.  A yin-yang on my right nipple.  A lady did it.  When I told her what I wanted she said "Around your nipple", and I said "No, on the nipple."  Then she had to check if my nipple was "too perky" before she agreed to do it.  Luckily I have pretty flat nipples.

(01-27-2016, 10:43 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]100% true story.  I have only one tattoo.  A yin-yang on my right nipple.  A lady did it.  When I told her what I wanted she said "Around your nipple", and I said "No, on the nipple."  Then she had to check if my nipple was "too perky" before she agreed to do it.  Luckily I have pretty flat nipples.

Lipton would be a better tat on your nuts.

(01-27-2016, 04:51 AM)RagnarLothbrok Wrote: [ -> ]I don't have any tattoos and I have no plans to get one. Not even for money.

That's how I feel. It would be like putting a tattoo on Michelangelo's David. You just don't ruin a piece of art by doing something stupid like that.

(01-31-2016, 11:53 AM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]It would be like putting a tattoo on Michelangelo's David. 

Very much like that.  


Michelangelo's David has a small penis.

(01-27-2016, 04:05 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I'm not sure, but I have a feeling that's a very PAINFUL place to get a tat........Spaulding.

I c wut u did there....










......as to the OP....I have no tats, but since I cut my teeth on these, drank them until they went under, and still occasionally enjoy their revival craft beers, I guess I'd roll with this.....

Energizer and the little bunny that goes with it......Think of the pick up lines!

(02-01-2016, 12:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Very much like that.  


Michelangelo's David has a small penis.

Maybe he's a grower not a shower.

(02-02-2016, 06:45 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe he's a grower not a shower.

just get a tattoo of a bigger member on your member..

Or a 100 / 500 dollar bill so you can say fun things like hey baby wanna go blow some money.

(02-02-2016, 06:51 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]just get a tattoo of a bigger member on your member..

Or a 100 / 500 dollar bill  so you can say fun things like hey baby wanna go blow some money.

That's actually funny.  (The second part.)