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(03-02-2019, 07:14 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: [ -> ]LMAO!!!

Gotta team up with the cat. He's the only one that can get through the boss on level 85!!!

So I get home from work and my dog is on the back porch all covered in mud and dirt and has a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is not bloody, just dirty. My neighbors raise rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly recognize it as one of theirs. So I take the rabbit inside, and get it all cleaned up before my neighbors get home. I sneak over, slip him back in the cage, and go home. Not 30 minutes later, I hear my neighbors screaming. So I go over and ask them what's wrong. They tell me their favorite rabbit died 3 days ago and they buried it, and now it's back in its cage.

(03-07-2019, 04:58 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: [ -> ]

Why not, what could happen? Lol

(03-07-2019, 07:09 PM)Beaker Wrote: [ -> ]So I get home from work and my dog is on the back porch all covered in mud and dirt and has a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is not bloody, just dirty. My neighbors raise rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly recognize it as one of theirs. So I take the rabbit inside, and get it all cleaned up before my neighbors get home. I sneak over, slip him back in the cage, and go home. Not 30 minutes later, I hear my neighbors screaming. So I go over and ask them what's wrong. They tell me their favorite rabbit died 3 days ago and they buried it, and now it's back in its cage.

I tried to find a reserected bunny gif to post here, but all I saw was porn. Gotta work on my spelling.

Haha - Yesterday, my wife wanted to rotate our mattress, so we did. However, I weigh about 220 so my side had a divot, where hers didn’t. So this morning over coffee I asked, “how’d you sleep last night?” She looks at me with disappointment and says, “ugh, I feel like I slept in a valley.” So I said, “Yea, tho you lay in the valley of the shadow of bed, fear not, for I am with you.”

Great way to start off a Sunday.