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Answer the door wearing a zipper mask next time.

That is all.

If you'd like you can be holding a picture of Fred and say "how else am I gonna masturbate to... this?!?".

You could just snap your fingers and demand smokes.

Follow that up with a clever knock knock joke.

If that doesn't work.

Just ask him if he knows a Jim.  

Make some common ground.