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Quote:A Man Built a Scarlett Johansson Robot for... Science?

A man created this creepy, lifelike Scarlett Johansson robot with some ingenuity and a 3D printer. Actually, he didn't explicity create a ScarJobot, he based the likeness off a Hollywood celebrity who he does not want to name. But we can make a pretty good guess....

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So the likeness is...weird but it seems like the creator, Ricky Ma, is a true robot enthusiast. He says he really just wanted to build a robot and it took a long time (and $50,000) to acquire the parts and skills to come this far. He told the Daily Mirror:

"When I started building it, I realised it would involve dynamics, electromechanics and programming. I have never studied programming, how was I supposed to code?

Additionally, I needed to build 3D models for all the parts inside the robot. Also, I had to make sure the robot's external skin and its internal parts could fit together. When you look at everything together, it was really difficult."
Now, you know if human cloning were perfected and you happened to be within five feet of Kate Upton, you would insult her to where she would spit on you and you would make 12 of her.

You know it...I know it...everybody knows it.
So, what it doesn't say is where I can buy one.

Preferably not second hand.
(04-02-2016, 05:27 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: [ -> ]Now, you know if human cloning were perfected and you happened to be within five feet of Kate Upton, you would insult her to where she would spit on you and you would make 12 of her.

You know it...I know it...everybody knows it.

And wait 18 years?

F that.  I want the robot right now.
(04-03-2016, 11:12 AM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]So, what it doesn't say is where I can buy one.

Preferably not second hand.

Second hand is...still...pretty...good....just saying. 
(04-03-2016, 08:52 PM)CINwillWIN Wrote: [ -> ]Second hand is...still...pretty...good....just saying. 

My second hand is a little cumbersome....but...... oh wait..
Nervous
Well, I suppose it could work... as long as the mouth can make a nice "o". Ninja
(04-03-2016, 11:12 AM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]So, what it doesn't say is where I can buy one.

Preferably not second hand.

Second hand doesn't really matter. Just have a new fake vagina installed. Ninja
(04-04-2016, 12:51 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Second hand doesn't really matter. Just have a new fake vagina installed. Ninja

This is true, with modular design and all.

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(04-04-2016, 12:32 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]Well, I suppose it could work... as long as the mouth can make a nice "o".  Ninja

For me it would be an uppercase "O"  Cool
is he going to make this a business?