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(05-05-2016, 11:05 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Do you see this thread hitting 1,000 posts pretty quick, too?

Why didn't you answer the question about Big Ben pooping in the woods?

(05-05-2016, 11:50 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Why didn't you answer the question about Big Ben pooping in the woods?

Does Big Ben only poop his pants in the woods?

(05-05-2016, 11:50 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Why didn't you answer the question about Big Ben pooping in the woods?

Will i get millions of dollars if i answer the question?

(05-06-2016, 12:04 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Will i get millions of dollars if i answer the question?

Can you predict the first time the same time is answered twice by 2 different slow typing posters?

(05-06-2016, 12:13 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]Can you predict the first time the same time is answered twice by 2 different slow typing posters?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

(05-06-2016, 12:39 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

In your allegory are posters woodchucks and responses are wood?

(05-06-2016, 12:54 AM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]In your allegory are posters woodchucks and responses are wood?

Do you get morning wood when you dream about Big Ben?

(05-06-2016, 01:35 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]Do you get morning wood when you dream about Big Ben?

Don't all Steelers fans...even the women?

(05-06-2016, 12:39 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

¿IF Keith Rivers, Chuck Norris, Nick Vigil got into a fight who would win?

(05-06-2016, 12:39 AM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Since beavers are aquatic woodchucks is it okay for me to think of wet beavers when I chuck my wood?

(05-06-2016, 11:06 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]A woodchuck would chuck, as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Since when is this a question?

(05-06-2016, 11:41 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: [ -> ]¿IF Keith Rivers,  Chuck Norris, Nick Vigil got into a fight who would win?

Why is there an upside down question mark at the beginning of this question?

(05-06-2016, 02:55 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Why is there an upside down question mark at the beginning of this question?

Why did we ignore the spanish language in public schools for so long in this country?

(05-06-2016, 03:02 PM)Vas Deferens Wrote: [ -> ]Why did we ignore the spanish language in public schools for so long in this country?

Que pasa?

(05-06-2016, 02:55 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Why is there an upside down question mark at the beginning of this question?

¿por qué no sabe español?

(05-06-2016, 03:57 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]Que pasa?

Do we have to keep speaking in Spanish?

(05-05-2016, 10:05 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]Are llamas and alpacas actually the same animal?  And, are alpacas awful as well?

Did you really want an answer to this?

Quote:At first glance, alpacas may look a lot like their camelid cousin the llama, but there are a variety of differences between these two South American animals.

1. Their ears: Alpaca ears have short spear-shaped ears while llamas have much longer, banana-shaped ears.
2. Their size: Alpacas generally weigh in at around 150 pounds while llamas can get as heavy as 400 pounds. At the shoulder, an average alpaca stands between 34 and 36 inches, while a llama generally ranges between 42 and 46 inches.
3. Their faces: Llamas have a longer face; an alpaca’s face is a bit more blunt, giving them a “smooshed in” look.
4. Their purpose: For more than 5,000 years alpacas have been bred for fiber (and in Peru for meat as well), while llamas have been bred for the same amount of time as pack animals and meat.
5. Their hair: The alpaca produces a much finer fiber than the llama. The alpaca also produces more fleece than its larger cousin and in a much greater variety of colors. Llamas also generally do not have as much hair on their head and face as alpacas do.
6. Their dispositions: Alpacas are very much herd animals, while llamas are more independent minded. Alpacas also tend to be a bit more skittish than llamas, which are often used as guard animals for alpacas, sheep, and other small livestock.
   

(05-06-2016, 04:39 PM)Bengal Dude Wrote: [ -> ]Do we have to keep speaking in Spanish?

¿dónde está el baño?

(05-06-2016, 09:31 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]Did you really want an answer to this?

Why hasn't SCS come back and answered...errrr, questioned, about screwing this whole thread up?





















































































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