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(06-05-2016, 10:14 PM)6andcounting Wrote: [ -> ]No more bad threads for a while.


Unless Rfaulk comes back.

Ahem


http://thebengalsboard.com/Thread-Please-Read-Don-t-Make-It-Personal

So..... What do ya guys wanna talk about now?..
Brah

(06-05-2016, 10:14 PM)6andcounting Wrote: [ -> ]No more bad threads for a while.


Unless Rfaulk comes back.

Comes back from what?

I never leave.

(06-05-2016, 11:41 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Comes back from what?

I never leave.

You take us to the shitter with you, don't you ?
*dawns Peter Griffin voice*
Not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that.

(06-05-2016, 07:52 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Coming from a guy that had no way to keep debating a topic, so he just kept posting "cool story, bra.  You should tell it at parties."

The stupidity of some people is amazing.

(06-05-2016, 08:55 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: [ -> ]Let's not be forgetting the destroyer of towel dispensers.....

I'm glad someone else decided to bring this up!

(06-05-2016, 09:11 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: [ -> ]That dispenser had it coming. It was staring at him at 2am in a public restroom in a Sheetz while he was trying to take a leak. I guarantee you'd react the same exact way.
(**this is a joke, Brad. I really don't believe it**)

I thought it poured beer on him.

Jeff reed was clearing defending himself

Jeff Reed is a conservative, patriotic hero. While in the bathroom, Reed noticed that the paper towel dispenser looked off. Being that he is a vigilant person, and knowing that many people are violently attacked in the bathrooms, Mr. Reed investigated instead of turning a liberal like blind eye. Mr. Reed was right. Thankfully he swiftly took matters into his hands and defended everyone from the electric hand dryer who was attempting to identify as a paper towel dispenser, in the vein attempt to assault people by blowing them in the bathroom.

(06-06-2016, 02:46 AM)Rotobeast Wrote: [ -> ]You take us to the shitter with you, don't you ?
*dawns Peter Griffin voice*
Not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that.

I dont poop.

(06-06-2016, 06:52 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]I dont poop.

That explains what you are full of.  

(06-06-2016, 05:02 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]Jeff Reed is a conservative, patriotic hero.  While in the bathroom, Reed noticed that the paper towel dispenser looked off.  Being that he is a vigilant person, and knowing that many people are violently attacked in the bathrooms, Mr. Reed investigated instead of turning a liberal like blind eye.  Mr. Reed was right.  Thankfully he swiftly took matters into his hands and defended everyone from the electric hand dryer who was attempting to identify as a paper towel dispenser, in the vein attempt to assault people by blowing them in the bathroom.

Love this..... just tell me the bolded is a phallic/vascular pun.

(06-07-2016, 12:16 AM)Rotobeast Wrote: [ -> ]Love this..... just tell me the bolded is a phallic/vascular pun.

all phallic

(06-07-2016, 09:16 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]all phallic

Just like your mom. 

(06-07-2016, 10:59 AM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Just like your mom. 

My mom and your lips have a lot in common then.

(06-07-2016, 11:21 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]My mom and your lips have a lot in common then.

I acknowledge that my lips are phallic. 

(06-07-2016, 01:04 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]I acknowledge that my lips are phallic. 

I got you to acknowledge that you have dick lips.....

haaa dick lips

(06-07-2016, 01:22 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]I got you to acknowledge that you have dick lips.....

(06-07-2016, 02:35 PM)Griever Wrote: [ -> ]haaa dick lips

You laugh, but the ladies don't ... 

He's also been in a constant war against sobriety and shirts for years. He's on a one man mission to save all bro's from bropocalypse.

(06-08-2016, 04:06 PM)pdub2005 Wrote: [ -> ]


He's also been in a constant war against sobriety and shirts for years. He's on a one man mission to save all bro's from bropocalypse.

I don't understand the joke but keep these pictures coming boys!