So..... What do ya guys wanna talk about now?..
Brah
(06-05-2016, 11:41 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]Comes back from what?
I never leave.
You take us to the shitter with you, don't you ?
*dawns Peter Griffin voice*
Not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that.

(06-05-2016, 08:55 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: [ -> ]Let's not be forgetting the destroyer of towel dispensers.....
![[Image: jeff-reed-arrested-moron-douchebag.jpg?q...&strip=all]](https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/jeff-reed-arrested-moron-douchebag.jpg?quality=88&strip=all)
I'm glad someone else decided to bring this up!
(06-05-2016, 09:11 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: [ -> ]That dispenser had it coming. It was staring at him at 2am in a public restroom in a Sheetz while he was trying to take a leak. I guarantee you'd react the same exact way.
(**this is a joke, Brad. I really don't believe it**)
I thought it poured beer on him.

Jeff reed was clearing defending himself
Jeff Reed is a conservative, patriotic hero. While in the bathroom, Reed noticed that the paper towel dispenser looked off. Being that he is a vigilant person, and knowing that many people are violently attacked in the bathrooms, Mr. Reed investigated instead of turning a liberal like blind eye. Mr. Reed was right. Thankfully he swiftly took matters into his hands and defended everyone from the electric hand dryer who was attempting to identify as a paper towel dispenser, in the vein attempt to assault people by blowing them in the bathroom.
(06-06-2016, 06:52 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: [ -> ]I dont poop. 
That explains what you are full of.

(06-06-2016, 05:02 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]Jeff Reed is a conservative, patriotic hero. While in the bathroom, Reed noticed that the paper towel dispenser looked off. Being that he is a vigilant person, and knowing that many people are violently attacked in the bathrooms, Mr. Reed investigated instead of turning a liberal like blind eye. Mr. Reed was right. Thankfully he swiftly took matters into his hands and defended everyone from the electric hand dryer who was attempting to identify as a paper towel dispenser, in the vein attempt to assault people by blowing them in the bathroom.
Love this..... just tell me the bolded is a phallic/vascular pun.

(06-07-2016, 10:59 AM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]Just like your mom.
![[Image: 5643ac1f50d2de390e3995ae]](http://d1v8u1ev1s9e4n.cloudfront.net/5643ac1f50d2de390e3995ae)

My mom and your lips have a lot in common then.
(06-07-2016, 11:21 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]My mom and your lips have a lot in common then.
I acknowledge that my lips are phallic.

(06-07-2016, 01:04 PM)PhilHos Wrote: [ -> ]I acknowledge that my lips are phallic. 
I got you to acknowledge that you have dick lips.....

(06-07-2016, 01:22 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]I got you to acknowledge that you have dick lips..... 
(06-07-2016, 02:35 PM)Griever Wrote: [ -> ]haaa dick lips
You laugh, but the ladies don't ...

He's also been in a constant war against sobriety and shirts for years. He's on a one man mission to save all bro's from bropocalypse.
(06-08-2016, 04:06 PM)pdub2005 Wrote: [ -> ]![[Image: 18s0cjnjeplhwjpg.jpg]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kJ_xJ_lh--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18s0cjnjeplhwjpg.jpg)
He's also been in a constant war against sobriety and shirts for years. He's on a one man mission to save all bro's from bropocalypse.
I don't understand the joke but keep these pictures coming boys!