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I didn't read anything in this whole thread BUT I have the fool-proof thing you can say to a woman to instantly win her heart:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BEND OVER!!!!

Nately120I didn't read anything in this whole thread BUT I have the fool-proof thing you can say to a woman to instantly win her heart:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BEND OVER!!!!


To the OP, above is a very reliable piece of advice - however, should the technique not produce the intended results, follow it up with the line that completes the rhyme, "I have something for you." The above post assumes this closing line will be unnecessary and in fact sometimes it is not, but just in case now you have a solid close.

When I was young, I would take a wood/drywall screw into the club.
I'd put it between my lips (like chewing on a toothpick), walk up to a girl, and say "wanna screw?".
It paid off about 25% of the time, immediately.
Another 10-15% came around a little later.
Being blunt, yet "cute", can weed out the wastes of time.

Have you people learned anything?

ALWAYS use the the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

I don't know about you guys, but I've always had great success with just telling the ladies that I have a large manhood and then whipping it out and showing them.

If God didn't give you one of your own, just Jeffrey Dahmer it off of someone else and stuff it in your pants.

(06-23-2016, 04:44 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: [ -> ]One last thing....


We want pics !!



Just of her though.

And they'd better be naked

(06-25-2016, 12:21 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]Have you people learned anything?

ALWAYS use the the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

Also check out T.J. Mackey's system

(06-25-2016, 12:31 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]I don't know about you guys, but I've always had great success with just telling the ladies that I have a large manhood and then whipping it out and showing them.

If God didn't give you one of your own, just Jeffrey Dahmer it off of someone else and stuff it in your pants.

I really hate to burst your bubble, but the rest of us (well me anyway) don't care if it's an inch long or if you have to send it to the dry cleaners to have it pressed and folded..
And even IF you can't satisfy a woman find one willing to lie and tell you they just don't care about those things..

(06-25-2016, 12:59 AM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]I didn't read anything in this whole thread BUT I have the fool-proof thing you can say to a woman to instantly win her heart:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
BEND OVER!!!!

Oh yeah..women like being treated like dirt.. However, I like treating women with just a shread of decency.
Do like I did..find a lonely woman who owns a big house on a lake and learn to do home repairs to win her over..

I have an issue with being too patient. She may actually develop an opinion your not as interested as she thought and move on. I agree she needs time to get over the other dude, but I would have one really good conversation with her and tell her again how you feel, then give the space. Also, let her know you are doing so.

Welp. Yesterday was the bridal shower. She asked me to come get her and take her to it.

The whole party partied last night, she went home (up the street from where we partied).

She messaged me, I said screw this and walked up there to talk to her and everything.

I'm in

(06-26-2016, 03:36 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: [ -> ]Welp. Yesterday was the bridal shower. She asked me to come get her and take her to it.

The whole party partied last night, she went home (up the street from where we partied).

She messaged me, I said screw this and walked up there to talk to her and everything.

I'm in

I know what you did....

That's great news! I'm happy for you.

(06-26-2016, 03:36 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: [ -> ]I'm in

Do you mean like 'conjugal visit in'? 

(06-26-2016, 08:25 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: [ -> ]Do you mean like 'conjugal in'? 

or.....

(06-26-2016, 03:36 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: [ -> ]Welp. Yesterday was the bridal shower. She asked me to come get her and take her to it.

The whole party partied last night, she went home (up the street from where we partied).

She messaged me, I said screw this and walked up there to talk to her and everything.

I'm in

Times are good!

(06-26-2016, 03:36 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: [ -> ]Welp. Yesterday was the bridal shower. She asked me to come get her and take her to it.

The whole party partied last night, she went home (up the street from where we partied).

She messaged me, I said screw this and walked up there to talk to her and everything.

I'm in

Do you see? The answers were inside of you the whole time Wolfkaosaun san. You didn't need the advice of us ass hats. Now you know what you must do.

Bonsai !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(06-26-2016, 10:52 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ] The answers were inside of you the whole  time Wolfkaosaun san.

Or maybe the answers were inside her (wink, wink.... nod, nod... nudge, nudge... know what I mean, know what I mean).

Howling like a Wolf!  

(06-26-2016, 03:36 PM)wolfkaosaun Wrote: [ -> ]Welp. Yesterday was the bridal shower. She asked me to come get her and take her to it.

The whole party partied last night, she went home (up the street from where we partied).

She messaged me, I said screw this and walked up there to talk to her and everything.

I'm in

Unless she claims she was too drunk to remember.