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I hear the bottom of the can is lined with the residue from the Jheri curl in Pac Man and Burfict's hair that causes you to gag and choke when you get to the end of the can.

I prefer it over Steeler beer.

I hear that one gets rough in the bathroom.

(08-26-2016, 04:53 PM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]I prefer it over Steeler beer.

I hear that one gets rough in the bathroom.

Great comeback

(08-26-2016, 04:44 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: [ -> ]I hear the bottom of the can is lined with the residue from the Jheri curl in Pac Man and Burfict's hair that causes you to gag and choke when you get to the end of the can.

That's Antonio Brown's slobber from that lil love tap that ended his season.

(08-27-2016, 02:19 PM)jason Wrote: [ -> ]That's Antonio Brown's slobber from that lil love tap that ended his season.

Could be. But I also heard it was Pac Mans tears. But whatever is in it doesn't matter because it causes you to choke and not be able to finish your beer. Just when you think that you're finally going to get one down...

(08-26-2016, 07:03 PM)ballsofsteel Wrote: [ -> ]Great comeback

Excellent commentary there Balls.

(08-27-2016, 02:54 PM)StrictlyBiz Wrote: [ -> ]Just when you think that you're finally going to get one down...

How is your mom by the way?

The one I seen said 'good most of time, but the last one always causes choking'.

There were like 12 in the photo included Pittsburgh. They were pretty uninspired.

(08-29-2016, 11:36 PM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]The one I seen said 'good most of time, but the last one always causes choking'.

There were like 12 in the photo included Pittsburgh. They were pretty uninspired.

Sounds like it should have been called the "Andy Dalton Leadership 12-pack."

(08-30-2016, 07:40 AM)6andcounting Wrote: [ -> ]Sounds like it should have been called the "Andy Dalton Leadership 12-pack."

Better than the Ben roethlisberger beer:



Or the substance abuse policy beer some steelers drink:

I had a Steeler beer one time. I ended up waking up in the bathroom, not remembering how I got there, and Ben Rothlisbergers weiner shoved up my butt.

(08-26-2016, 04:53 PM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ]I prefer it over Steeler beer.

I hear that one gets rough in the bathroom.

(08-30-2016, 09:19 AM)The Real Deal Wrote: [ -> ]Better than the Ben roethlisberger beer:



Or the substance abuse policy beer some steelers drink:

(09-01-2016, 04:52 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: [ -> ]I had a Steeler beer one time. I ended up waking up in the bathroom, not remembering how I got there, and Ben Rothlisbergers weiner shoved up my butt.

I had to go to Google Translate for these three:

Quote:"Our team never wins the big game so we pretend the Steelers QB was convicted of something because....reasons."

(08-30-2016, 07:40 AM)6andcounting Wrote: [ -> ]Sounds like it should have been called the "Andy Dalton Leadership 12-pack."

That would've worked better had you said Marvin Lewis Leadership, but whatever.

(09-02-2016, 09:45 AM)BigPapaKain Wrote: [ -> ]That would've worked better had you said Marvin Lewis Leadership, but whatever.

Saying he is some sort of leader, but just uninspired, would give him too much credit.

(09-02-2016, 08:56 AM)GMDino Wrote: [ -> ]I had to go to Google Translate for these three:

Ahem. Maybe you shouldn't use Google Translate, as I was referring to Jeff Reed.

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/neighborhoods/2009/02/15/Steelers-Reed-cited-in-Sheetz-incident/stories/200902150179

Although I admit, I thought he was charged with public intoxication and not disorderly conduct. But the "rough in the bathroom" still applies whether he was sober and stupid or not sober and stupid.

Odd, though, that I mention rough in the bathroom and your first thought is your QB.

(09-02-2016, 01:52 PM)Benton Wrote: [ -> ] 
Ahem. Maybe you shouldn't use Google Translate, as I was referring to Jeff Reed.

http://www.post-gazette.com/local/neighborhoods/2009/02/15/Steelers-Reed-cited-in-Sheetz-incident/stories/200902150179

Although I admit, I thought he was charged with public intoxication and not disorderly conduct. But the "rough in the bathroom" still applies whether he was sober and stupid or not sober and stupid.

Odd, though, that I mention rough in the bathroom and your first thought is your QB.

Yeah that's odd, because it's not like "Ben in the bathroom" references appear in virtually every other post of tons of Bengal fans ...

(09-02-2016, 01:00 PM)6andcounting Wrote: [ -> ]Saying he is some sort of leader, but just uninspired, would give him too much credit.

Touché.

Dad joke af.