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I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.

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(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.

Where is Oak Ridge?

What kind of powers do you think you'll develop?

(10-04-2016, 06:59 PM)Dill Wrote: [ -> ]Where is Oak Ridge?

Oak Ridge is a city in the eastern part of Tennessee, about 25 miles (40 km) west of Knoxville. 

Oak Ridge was established in 1942 as a production site for the Manhattan Project—the massive American, British, and Canadian operation that developed the atomic bomb. 

The K-25,S-50, and Y-12 plants were each built in Oak Ridge to separate the fissile isotope uranium-235 from natural uranium, which consists almost entirely of the isotope uranium-238. The X-10 site, now the location of Oak Ridge National Laboratory, was established as a pilot plant for production of plutonium using the Graphite Reactor.

Two of the four major facilities created for the wartime bomb production are still standing today:

• Y-12, originally used for electromagnetic separation of uranium, is used for nuclear weapons processing and materials storage.
• X-10, site of a test graphite reactor, is now the site of Oak Ridge National Laboratory.
  

The Department of Energy runs Oak Ridge National Laboratory, a nuclear and high-tech research establishment at the site.  It is home to the Spallation Neutron Source, a 1.4 billion dollar project completed in 2006,

(10-04-2016, 07:51 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]Oak Ridge is a city in the eastern part of Tennessee, about 25 miles (40 km) west of Knoxville. 

Oak Ridge was established in 1942 as a production site for the Manhattan Project—the massive American, British, and Canadian operation that developed the atomic bomb. 

The K-25,S-50, and Y-12 plants were each built in Oak Ridge to separate the fissile isotope uranium-235 from natural uranium, which consists almost entirely of the isotope uranium-238. The X-10 site, now the location of Oak Ridge National Laboratory, was established as a pilot plant for production of plutonium using the Graphite Reactor.

Two of the four major facilities created for the wartime bomb production are still standing today:

• Y-12, originally used for electromagnetic separation of uranium, is used for nuclear weapons processing and materials storage.
• X-10, site of a test graphite reactor, is now the site of Oak Ridge National Laboratory.
  

The Department of Energy runs Oak Ridge National Laboratory, a nuclear and high-tech research establishment at the site.  It is home to the Spallation Neutron Source, a 1.4 billion dollar project completed in 2006,

Oh, That Oakridge. Gotcha.  I saw a documentary about that.

(10-04-2016, 07:00 PM)Johnny Cupcakes Wrote: [ -> ]What kind of powers do you think you'll develop?

I don't think I will be fighting crime, but I am pretty sure I will be driving a much nicer car real soon.

Your superpower will be

Being able to run fast in six inch heeled thigh boots, daisy dukes and a half leather vest with a corset and you will have no gag reflex.

Well don't Fred...well done.

(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.

Soon your vagina will be able to shoot lasers...

You'll turn into a radioactive pimp.

(10-04-2016, 09:09 PM)Nebuchadnezzar Wrote: [ -> ]Your superpower will be

Being able to run fast in six inch heeled thigh boots, daisy dukes and a half leather vest with a corset and you will have no gag reflex.

Well don't Fred...well done.

Ever seen Sasha Grey?  That's talent right there.

You will develop the ability to transport decomposing goats inside of a vehicle without gagging.

(10-04-2016, 09:49 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [ -> ]Soon your vagina will be able to shoot lasers...

VaJayRays

(10-04-2016, 04:36 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]I was in Oak Ridge last night and got bitten by a radioactive prostitute.

I predict you will be able to twirl your pimp cane with dazzling speed, sling webs like Spiderman - but not from your wrists, and slap bitches before they see it coming.

"Been there.  Done that.  No superpowers bro!!"

(10-05-2016, 03:16 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]Ever seen Sasha Grey?  That's talent right there.

Indeed...

You might develop the power to annoy multiple board members with a single post.



Oh, wait. You can already do that.


Never mind.

(10-05-2016, 03:16 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]Ever seen Sasha Grey?  That's talent right there.

That's rep right there!

Your power will be a super rapid back and forth motion of your right hand.