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Michael Johnson cut his dreads...now he sucks.
Vontaze Burfict cut his dreads....now he sucks (only compared to how he used to play)
Rey Maualuga cut his hair...now he sucks
Nick Vigil cut his rat tail...now he sucks
Kick the barber out of the locker room and learn a lesson from Samson.... Wink
(11-04-2016, 11:47 AM)Sled21 Wrote: [ -> ]Michael Johnson cut his dreads...now he sucks.
Vontaze Burfict cut his dreads....now he sucks (only compared to how he used to play)
Rey Maualuga cut his hair...now he sucks
Nick Vigil cut his rat tail...now he sucks
Kick the barber out of the locker room and learn a lesson from Samson.... ;)

Lost Reggie Nelson now our safety's sucK
(11-04-2016, 11:47 AM)Sled21 Wrote: [ -> ]Michael Johnson cut his dreads...now he sucks.
Vontaze Burfict cut his dreads....now he sucks (only compared to how he used to play)
Rey Maualuga cut his hair...now he sucks
Nick Vigil cut his rat tail...now he sucks
Kick the barber out of the locker room and learn a lesson from Samson.... Wink

Whoever thought Vigil was good in the first place, he's a rookie who hasn't done shit.

As far as cutting his rat tail, he was forced to do that because he wasn't allowed into certain states with that backwoods rat tail of his!
Maybe that's why Mike Munchak tried to scalp Nelson.  He knew this team has some sort of "Samson Complex".

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(11-04-2016, 12:06 PM)BleedNOrange Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe that's why Mike Munchak tried to scalp Nelson.  He knew this team has some sort of "Samson Complex".

[Image: Mike_Munchak_Fined_Reggie_Nelson_Hair_Pull.png]

NFL says that was okay and gave Munchass is money back for the fine.
(11-04-2016, 11:47 AM)Sled21 Wrote: [ -> ]Michael Johnson cut his dreads...now he sucks.
Vontaze Burfict cut his dreads....now he sucks (only compared to how he used to play)
Rey Maualuga cut his hair...now he sucks
Nick Vigil cut his rat tail...now he sucks
Kick the barber out of the locker room and learn a lesson from Samson.... Wink

Come on, Mike Brown is too cheap to pay for a team barber.
(11-04-2016, 11:55 AM)GodFather Wrote: [ -> ]Whoever thought Vigil was good in the first place, he's a rookie who hasn't done shit.

As far as cutting his rat tail, he was forced to do that because he wasn't allowed into certain states with that backwoods rat tail of his!

Most rookies, especially on a Marvin Lewis led Bengals team, don't ever really do much of anything.
Dalton grew his hair and he's plaid like a top 10 qb. You may be on to something....
(11-04-2016, 04:26 PM)jj22 Wrote: [ -> ]Dalton grew his hair and he's plaid like a top 10 qb. You may be on to something....

The Bengals have even released a new shirt to celebrate how well Dalton has plaid:

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(11-04-2016, 04:57 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]The Bengals have even released a new shirt to celebrate how well Dalton has plaid:

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Lol
So what's this tub of lard's excuse?

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(11-04-2016, 04:57 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: [ -> ]The Bengals have even released a new shirt to celebrate how well Dalton has plaid:

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I would wear that in a heart beat!  that's a bad ass plaid shirt!


(11-04-2016, 05:49 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: [ -> ]I would wear that in a heart beat!  that's a bad ass plaid shirt!

Well, if interested, Google Bengals plaid. I believe it was listed on NFL shop. Gotta admit it is pretty sharp.

EDIT: here's the link: http://m.nflshop.com/Cincinnati_Bengals_Shirts_And_Sweaters

There's a few Bengals flannels in there.
(11-04-2016, 11:51 AM)Bengalbug Wrote: [ -> ]Lost Reggie Nelson now our safety's sucK

Another example of the dred locks leaving and it hurting the Bengals.
(11-04-2016, 05:30 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]So what's this tub of lard's excuse?

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Never been that good to begin with, vastly overrated by much of the Bengals fanbase.
(11-04-2016, 08:05 PM)Pat5775 Wrote: [ -> ]Never been that good to begin with, vastly overrated by much of the Bengals fanbase.

He must using the wrong shampoo. That rainwater crap.

I use Prell.  The hard stuff.  A hundred proof..  takes the roots out!
(11-04-2016, 08:28 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]He must using the wrong shampoo. That rainwater crap.

I use Prell.  The hard stuff.  A hundred proof..  takes the roots out!

Meh. The real tough guys just use body wash.



TBH- it might be a result of trying to change the image. Think about last year Vs 2016. Seems as if a lot of players have lost their identity in a locker room attempt to remove the "Bad boys of the NFL" image. Our defense is playing to safe to save face in the eyes of the refs.

Bullshit! Play tough and keep the fear alive.
(11-04-2016, 05:30 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: [ -> ]So what's this tub of lard's excuse?

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It's a wig.
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