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(08-25-2015, 09:06 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: [ -> ]Because unless he works out he'll be a ( large man ) again. Karma's a bïtch like that.

He's eaten enough Subway over the years that prison food should be agreeable enough.

Karma is a *****! Get what you deserve!

(08-26-2015, 05:51 PM)magikod Wrote: [ -> ]Karma is a *****! Get what you deserve!

Why did karma have to wait until he burned through 14 victims before he got caught?  Karma isn't very efficient.

(08-26-2015, 06:57 PM)Nately120 Wrote: [ -> ]Why did karma have to wait until he burned through 14 victims before he got caught?  Karma isn't very efficient.

Karma has no timetable. And it will hit at the most critical moment in a person's life.

(08-26-2015, 07:00 PM)Interceptor Wrote: [ -> ]Karma has no timetable. And it will hit at the most critical moment in a person's life.

So karma decides to halt Jared's sex spree not after 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12, or 13 victims but after the 14th one?  Well, I guess the 15h kid he woulda raped owes karma a "thank you."

(08-26-2015, 05:51 PM)magikod Wrote: [ -> ]Karma is a *****! Get what you deserve!

I think Subway has found its next slogan.

Ole' Jared is going to be in jail having a daily Subway BMT (big meaty treat) on a daily basis.

(08-25-2015, 05:27 PM)fredtoast Wrote: [ -> ]He has not been sentenced yet.  This is what is called an "open plea" because there is no exact length of the sentence.  There will be a complet "sentencing hearing" after which the judge will decide the sentence.  

The only agreement for the sentence is that he will get between 5 and 13 years.  And there is no parole on these federal charges.  He may be able to reduce them slightly with institutional "good time" credit, but he will still serve about 90% of the time in a federal prison.

I think he avoided a huge prison sentence because these were teenage girls instead of children.  Technically he is not a pedophile.

He is an ephebophile.

looks like he may have to up his game from the 6" to going for the foot long

(08-27-2015, 09:33 AM)JustWinBaby Wrote: [ -> ]looks like he may have to up his game from the 6" to going for the foot long

You seem to have a strong grasp of the size of subs served in prison.

(08-26-2015, 07:59 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH............  don't tell Pat that because, just because it was brought to my attention that teenage girls wear skimpy bikinis by a mom and I started

Man you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

(08-27-2015, 09:39 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]Man you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

I guess every thread has to turn into a "Brad crusade".  I agree with this post. ^^

"Back in the day we all knew Jared Fogle was creepy and we weren't really sure why but now we know Jared Fogle is creepy and it's way worse then any of us could've imagined." - Seth Meyers

(08-27-2015, 09:39 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]Man you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

Why?  Because he can call me the worst possible, in my opinion and seems to be a lot of people's opinion, insult imaginable, especially considering what I do, and I'm just supposed to take it?

(08-27-2015, 11:00 AM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: [ -> ]I guess every thread has to turn into a "Brad crusade".  I agree with this post. ^^

Only when it is completely relevant, which this one is very relevant because, even if Pat was right about me liking teenage girls, which he's not, he would be incorrect in calling me a pedophile.  

Why don't you call him out on the NUMEROUS times when he has called me a pedophile, even when it had nothing even remotely close to do with the thread?

(08-31-2015, 12:49 AM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Why?  Because he can call me the worst possible, in my opinion and seems to be a lot of people's opinion, insult imaginable, especially considering what I do, and I'm just supposed to take it?

Child you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

(08-31-2015, 11:59 AM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]Child you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

Child you need to learn to indulge in an adult conversation and learn to answer the questions posed instead of ignoring them with insults.

Why doesn't Pat need a timeout when he throws out unwarranted insults because he's also too childish to indulge in an adult conversation?

(08-31-2015, 01:21 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Child you need to learn to indulge in an adult conversation and learn to answer the questions posed instead of ignoring them with insults.

Why doesn't Pat need a timeout when he throws out unwarranted insults because he's also too childish to indulge in an adult conversation?

Child you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

(08-31-2015, 01:30 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: [ -> ]Child you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.

Child you need to stop being a child and learn to engage in an adult conversation.

(08-31-2015, 01:36 PM)BFritz21 Wrote: [ -> ]Child you need to stop being a child and learn to engage in an adult conversation.

Child you need a longer time out.  This is getting down right stupid on every imaginable level.  You have serious mental issues and need to leave.