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Aren't you European?

We find that inherently offensive.

(07-10-2015, 09:14 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ] Don't turn all fritzy.

I'm stealing that one from ya.

(07-10-2015, 09:14 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]Hooo... you "dare" me...
...but point is simple, my friend: No one here really cares what you did or did not do. I certainly don't.  It's people seeking some entertainment, distraction, stimulus, fun, whatever. People are not interested to dare you to anything, and people don't care what anyone has or has not said about you. If people are smart, that is. 
Get a grip. Don't turn all fritzy.
I hope that's a bit offensive. It might be healthy.

You are correct sir!!! It's all been took care. Sure don't want to be " fritzy". Thank for advice. As far as the parties involved , it's water under brigge. So you guys will never hear me mention it anymore. As always I'm going read post and hopefully , to be able to chime in sometime. Ty for advice was well taken. 

(07-10-2015, 10:38 PM)Se ky bengal Wrote: [ -> ]I was fingered

this explains a lot.

This whole thread is triggering my PTSD I developed when I trolled JN on the original board the day before they shut it down.

 Johnny Cupcake
this explains a lot.

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Because not everyone there knows how to spell "beer".

(07-10-2015, 10:22 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sorry that when I think of your country I immediately think of this:



I'm also sorry what this may mean from a sexual standpoint

What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?

Btw. you all really didn't make clear if you wish to get offended. So I refrain for now. I'd consider it quite impolite to offend people without asking for consent first.

(07-10-2015, 06:54 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]Just sayin'. If you too want to experience the new hip and trendy emotion of feeling offended, just ask and I'll offend you.

(For example by not answering... can't answer every idiot.)

(07-11-2015, 01:47 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?

I think he's referring to how small the "weiners" are.

I'm sorry.

American "weiners".



Much bigger.

(07-11-2015, 01:47 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?

Yes. I get aroused by Austria. All that unabashed socialism and yodeling... what more could a man want!!!

(07-11-2015, 01:47 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]What does it mean from a sexual standpoint?
Do wieners cut in pieces do something for you, or dou you actually get aroused by Austria?

They're not cut in pieces. They're manufactured in precisely that size and shape. It's your national food, for pete's sake. You should know that

For the record, no one gets aroused by, in or near Austria. Now just go back to listening to Olivia Newton John while you pet your wallaby.

I'm sorry for thinking of you petting a wallaby.

(07-11-2015, 04:15 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: [ -> ]I'm sorry for thinking of you petting a wallaby.

That's ok. Although I myself rather refer to it as my Boa Constrictor.

And I know as an American you're somehow excused, but you do know that just because you name something "Viennese" doesn't actually make stuff Viennese, right? No one in Vienna or in the whole country would eat those canned culinaric perversions you wrongfully associated with this beautiful city here. We treat meat with some dignity; we got real sausages. National dish, pah. 

You're so full of stereotypes - which actually is so typical...

(07-11-2015, 05:13 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]That's ok. Although I myself rather refer to it as my Boa Constrictor.

And I know as an American you're somehow excused, but you do know that just because you name something "Viennese" doesn't actually make stuff Viennese, right? No one in Vienna or in the whole country would eat those canned culinaric perversions you wrongfully associated with this beautiful city here. We treat meat with some dignity; we got real sausages. National dish, pah. 

You're so full of stereotypes - which actually is so typical...

Yeah, I think I might have managed to figure out at some point in my life prior to this conversation that Vienna Sausages are not in fact served in your country. You told us that in a prior conversation on the old board some time ago, actually.

That aside, you had me - and I'd argue many others - at "we got real sausages."

(07-11-2015, 05:13 PM)hollodero Wrote: [ -> ]You're so full of stereotypes 

No we aren't.  That is just a stereotype.