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(12-13-2016, 10:19 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: [Image: 15380367_10207920601082052_5596258314510...e=58B702BF]

That is a pretty high bar right there.
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(12-13-2016, 08:29 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: That is a pretty high bar right there.

I sometimes forget how much LSD those guys took before writing those shows.  lol
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(12-09-2016, 11:30 AM)oncemoreuntothejimbreech Wrote: Some coworkers gave me a bottle of Crown Apple as a Christmas gift, although I'm a plain, ol' regular Crown guy. So I thought I would give it a try last night while watching TV with my daughter. I took a drink and immediately thought, "Oh my god, this shit is awful." I looked down to see I had mistakenly drank from my daughter's glass of water instead of the Crown.

Made me lol

100 pages, pretty cool, what a great thread. Rock On
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(11-29-2016, 09:57 AM)Bengalzona Wrote: The Quotes of Steven Wright:
1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Some great quotes right there lmao! Hilarious
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