(07-20-2015, 05:08 PM)Edge Wrote:  

 
5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
 

this one is great

Latest beach accessory in NC this year. 

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman,
Other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, ALL American women
Are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
Weed out any neighborhood terrorists....


(Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort.)

All patriotic men ARE to position themselves in lawn chairs with coolers,

in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women
And to PROVE... that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does NOT approve of alcohol, a cold 30-pack
of beer at your side is FURTHER proof of your patriotism.

God Bless America!!

(07-22-2015, 06:18 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:

I believe this is actually designed to make you see the other word.  I remember an article/study a while back that we can usually easily read misspelled words, so long as the first and last letter are in the correct position.

The Amish are non-violent "people!"

BUT IT PAYS TO KNOW GERMAN
An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man
Drinking from his pond with his hand.
Th...e Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser,
Die Khe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs have shit in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"

(07-23-2015, 07:13 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:

Did you eat the Government cheese, father?

(07-23-2015, 07:13 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote:

A steady diet of government cheese... AND LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!