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#21
01-06-2017, 10:27 PM
(01-06-2017, 09:25 PM)Southendbengal Wrote: I spent way too long trying to work out the logistics of this!!!!

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#22
01-06-2017, 10:34 PM
These may have been altered or repealed since I learned of them, but some fun laws from here in RVA:

It is illegal to ride a giraffe down Broad Street (US Route 250).

A man will immediately be granted a divorce with no repercussion against him or financial obligation if it is determined his wife never informed the man that she once worked as a prostitute.
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#23
01-06-2017, 10:36 PM
The Hall of Claims from the Farmer's Insurance commercials is a real place, and the events portrayed inside did happen.
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#24
01-07-2017, 12:13 AM
It takes an average of 45 seconds in a microwave to make a Twinkie explode.
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#25
01-07-2017, 01:01 AM
The typical spec of dust that you see floating in the air is half way in size between the Earth and a subatomic particle.
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#26
01-07-2017, 01:41 AM
There are 100,000 miles of blood vessels in an adult human body.
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#27
01-07-2017, 01:43 AM
For those of you who can't sleep well at night? The brain is much more active at night than during the day.
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#28
01-07-2017, 01:48 AM
The average vagina is only 3-4" deep. Thank you GOD!
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#29
01-07-2017, 12:41 PM
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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#30
01-07-2017, 05:51 PM
The average 75 year old American man has spent 37.5 days of his life shaving.
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#31
01-08-2017, 12:25 AM
Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
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#32
01-08-2017, 12:15 PM
(01-07-2017, 12:13 AM)Awful Llama Wrote: It takes an average of 45 seconds in a microwave to make a Twinkie explode.

Is that wrapped or unwrapped?
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#33
01-08-2017, 12:24 PM
Kellogg's Corn Flakes were originally invented as a campaign to prevent masturbation.
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#34
01-08-2017, 12:30 PM
Typing "illuminati" backwards in your address bar followed by .com will take you to the U.S. Governments "National Security Agency" website. Hmm
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01-08-2017, 12:33 PM
You can't tickle yourself.
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#36
01-08-2017, 01:46 PM
The Bible is the most-shoplifted book in the world.
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#37
01-08-2017, 05:42 PM
(01-08-2017, 12:15 PM)xxlt Wrote: Is that wrapped or unwrapped?

Yes.

(01-08-2017, 12:24 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Kellogg's Corn Flakes were originally invented as a campaign to prevent masturbation.

And we thought the "war on drugs" was a failure  Hilarious
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#38
01-08-2017, 06:31 PM
In Florida it's illegal to wear nothing but liquid latex in a public place.
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#39
01-08-2017, 09:25 PM
(01-08-2017, 06:31 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: In Florida it's illegal to wear nothing but liquid latex in a public place.

Only liquid latex, right?  So I can continue to walk around in public wearing nothing but a condom?
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01-08-2017, 09:36 PM
(01-08-2017, 09:25 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: Only liquid latex, right?  So I can continue to walk around in public wearing nothing but a condom?

Speaking for the rest of the board, we wouldn't have it any other way.  
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