This team is cursed

https://www.cincyjungle.com/2017/9/20/16341278/bengals-battling-illnesses-clash-packers

Hopefully at least Ced won't be able to play Sunday. Lets give some of the other guys a look. They're all playing like shit, so mixing it up can't be that much worse.

Anyone have any idea what they have? A bad cold? The flu? Stomach virus?

Depression weakens your immune system

Must be a throat illness from sucking so much.

(09-20-2017, 06:42 PM)Pat5775 Wrote: Anyone have any idea what they have? A bad cold? The flu? Stomach virus?

Think they're sick of Marvin Lewis being the HC

Bengalitis. Can last anywhere from one week to 27 seasons.

That's funny, they make me sick too

Well at least they will feel as bad as they look come Sunday.

(09-20-2017, 06:04 PM)Trademark Wrote: This team is cursed

So are the fans, name one fan who wasn't completely ill after viewing the first two Bengal games? 

Looking into my fully equipped crystal ball I see a ready-made guaranteed excuse for losing and Andy getting injured and replaced by none other than AJM..
Is anyone actually buying the story?  Both horrible tackles suddenly too ill to practice and play (good hahaha)?
We're looking at rice that's some color that doesn't exist in nature.. In other words something ain't white in the rice.. 

They're making the rest of us sick....may as well join in on the misery.

Reports say they have pneumonia. Apparently the cold air from the DE's running by them has gotten into their lungs and they cant breathe!

My guess is nausea and vomiting induced by watching the game tape.

Outstanding. My bestest pal has been a Packers/Steelers fan for decades and I've been a Bears/Bengals fan for decades and we are going to watch both games on Sunday. I'm bracing myself for a level of disappointment to beat the band!

If Ced's out sick who's the backup left tackle " Fat Boy Smith " ? Not sure who would be worse anyways

(09-20-2017, 06:14 PM)muskiesfan Wrote: Hopefully at least Ced won't be able to play Sunday. Lets give some of the other guys a look. They're all playing like shit, so mixing it up can't be that much worse.

Let's say Ced can't play.  What in the world happens then?

We're screwed if he plays, maybe even more screwed if he doesn't.

(09-21-2017, 04:21 PM)McC Wrote: Let's say Ced can't play.  What in the world happens then?

We're screwed if he plays, maybe even more screwed if he doesn't.

Can you imagine if Ced doesn't play and our OL doesn't give up any sacks? How fun will this board be, then? 

(09-21-2017, 04:36 PM)PhilHos Wrote: Can you imagine if Ced doesn't play and our OL doesn't give up any sacks? How fun will this board be, then? 

who the hell is the backup LT?

smith is the backup RT

(09-21-2017, 04:40 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: who the hell is the backup LT?

smith is the backup RT

Well, Hobson says that Fisher is the back-up LT, but during pre-season it was Smith.