(12-28-2019, 08:48 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Joe Burrow beat the sun in a staring contest.
Joe Burrow counted to infinity. Twice.
Joe Burrow can build a snowman out of rain.
Joe Burrow makes onions cry.
Joe Burrow can unscramble an egg.
Joe Burrow can cut a knife with butter.

*Adapted from Chuck Norris jokes.  :)

It's getting there; isn't it?

(12-28-2019, 08:48 PM)George Cantstandya Wrote: Joe Burrow beat the sun in a staring contest.
Joe Burrow counted to infinity. Twice.
Joe Burrow can build a snowman out of rain.
Joe Burrow makes onions cry.
Joe Burrow can unscramble an egg.
Joe Burrow can cut a knife with butter.

*Adapted from Chuck Norris jokes.  :)

GOD owns a Joe Burrow jersey

Joe Burrow throws accurately on the run. That’s good. It’s a skill he’ll need in Cincinnati.

(12-28-2019, 09:02 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: Joe Burrow throws accurately on the run.  That’s good.  It’s a skill he’ll need in Cincinnati.

He's slacking he is only completing 72%. 

(12-28-2019, 08:55 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: Oklahoma looks like the 2019 Cincinnati Bengals on offense.

What do you mean?  They have 14 points at the half. Bengals are lucky to have that many the whole game.

Quote:Not even Tobin and the Brown/Blackburns can mess this up.

The curse is in and it's YOUR FAULT now..   I was kind of willing to take the blame, but I never once said they couldn't mess it up..  They could mess up more than a mere wet dream.. 

(12-28-2019, 08:43 PM)Fan_in_Kettering Wrote: Who does everyone want in Rounds Two through Seven? Joe Burrow will be a Bengal as of April 23.

Well I don’t want them to take a blocking tight end at 33.

There are always a few really good players that fall out of the first round due to a surprising pick or 2 in the first.
Hopefully there will be a very good LB or G that slips out of the first that they can get at the top of the 2nd round.

We picked a good year to go 1-15. Burrow looks like the next elite QB. Tough not to get excited.

(12-28-2019, 10:42 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: We picked a good year to go 1-15. Burrow looks like the next elite QB. Tough not to get excited.

Hey, we might still beat the Browns tomorrow lol

Thanks Holic.

Wow, have to draft Burrow man. Couldn't have better timing right now. Guy just doesn't miss open Receivers.

Dalton is a great man and I respect him big time but this is the guy we need to lead us into the promised land.

He feels a pocket like no other and is the most accurate QB I have ever seen coming out of college.

It is time.

(12-28-2019, 10:43 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Hey, we might still beat the Browns tomorrow lol

Don't let it be.

(12-28-2019, 10:44 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: Don't let it be.

I just meant the record. We have the 1st pick locked up already.

(12-28-2019, 10:43 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Hey, we might still beat the Browns tomorrow lol

We don't want that. That would give Mike Brown false hope. Then he'd trade back in the draft and try to run it back with no changes.

(12-28-2019, 10:47 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: I just meant the record. We have the 1st pick locked up already.

I know, just think the only way we get a coach like Rivera is to lose to the Stains.

(12-28-2019, 10:49 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: We don't want that. That would give Mike Brown false hope. Then he'd trade back in the draft and try to run it back with no changes.

True. Could also earn Taylor a 15 year extension...

(12-28-2019, 10:49 PM)Nate (formerly eliminate08) Wrote: I know, just think the only way we get a coach like Rivera is to lose to the Stains.

I don’t think getting swept by the Browns will even be enough to get rid of Taylor tbh. He’s going to get his chance with his own QB.

(12-28-2019, 10:43 PM)Nicomo Cosca Wrote: Hey, we might still beat the Browns tomorrow lol

Oh I hope so! I want to wipe that smirk off Baker Mayfield’s face. I’m getting to where I loathe the Browns even more than the Steelers.

Anyone paying attention to Clemson's offense? Read option with swing passes and screens. Complete opposite from LSU.

(12-28-2019, 10:56 PM)Synric Wrote: Anyone paying attention to Clemson's offense? Read option with swing passes and screens. Complete opposite from LSU.

Fugly