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Andy's Punchability Factor - Rotobeast - 08-13-2015
Apparently Will Brinson feels that our beloved Andy Dalton is the 3rd most punchable QB, in the NFL.
I've criticized Andy, but I don't think he even remotely belongs in the top 5.
:snark:
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Geno Smith is finally a top-5 NFL quarterback*
1. Cutler
2. Rivers
3. Dalton
4. Geno
5. Manziel
*most punchable
https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/631181832869007361
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Johnny Cupcakes - 08-13-2015
Pssssh. Replace the word "punchability" with the word "huggability" and Andy may place in the top 3. Ain't no way I'm throwing a fist at that porcelain skin!
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - TSwigZ - 08-13-2015
Idk I mean there's been a decent amount of times when I wanted to give Andy a nice uppercut over the past 4 years
Brady should be number one
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Johnny Cupcakes - 08-13-2015
Seriously though. Have you seen his schlong? How can you punch a guy that has a jimmie that glorious?
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Blake2Pickens - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:17 AM)Rotobeast Wrote: Apparently Will Brinson feels that our beloved Andy Dalton is the 3rd most punchable QB, in the NFL.
I've criticized Andy, but I don't think he even remotely belongs in the top 5.
:snark:
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Geno Smith is finally a top-5 NFL quarterback*
1. Cutler
2. Rivers
3. Dalton
4. Geno
5. Manziel
*most punchable
https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/631181832869007361
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goody+two+shoes
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Brownshoe - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:27 AM)Blake2Pickens Wrote: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goody+two+shoes
I wouldn't think a goody two shoes would flash a camera
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Shake n Blake - 08-13-2015
My most punchable QB's:
1. Geno Smith. Dude just got punched.
2. Ben. He raped multiple women and he's a Steeler
3. Manziel. What kind of person would punch Dalton before Manziel?
4. Tom Brady. Just because.
5. Mark Sanchez. Total doosh. I've wanted to punch him since he wiped a booger on his teammate's jacket (Brunell)
6. Andrew Luck. Great QB, but he seems derpy.
7. Kaepernick. Seems way cockier than he should be.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Rotobeast - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:38 AM)Brownshoe Wrote: I wouldn't think a goody two shoes would flash a camera
Dear God..... I just read that thread, after posting this one.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Blake2Pickens - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:38 AM)Brownshoe Wrote: I wouldn't think a goody two shoes would flash a camera
Lol. Good thing he didnt. Wow, you're really reaching now...don't you just want him to be such a bad boy!
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Blake2Pickens - 08-13-2015
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RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - GreenCornBengal - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:41 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: My most punchable QB's:
1. Geno Smith. Dude just got punched.
2. Ben. He raped multiple women and he's a Steeler
3. Manziel. What kind of person would punch Dalton before Manziel?
4. Tom Brady. Just because.
5. Mark Sanchez. Total doosh. I've wanted to punch him since he wiped a booger on his teammate's jacket (Brunell)
6. Andrew Luck. Great QB, but he seems derpy.
7. Kaepernick. Seems way cockier than he should be.
I don't see how Cam isn't making these lists... Some1 tried to punch him a few days ago!!!
what about RG3... certifiably punchable.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Shake n Blake - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:45 AM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: I don't see how Cam isn't making these lists... Some1 tried to punch him a few days ago!!!
what about RG3... certifiably punchable.
RGIII is getting close. I actually like Cam. Good player and he quietly does great things off the field.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - GreenCornBengal - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:46 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: RGIII is getting close. I actually like Cam. Good player and he quietly does great things off the field.
but you cannot deny someone did JUST try to punch Cam... so doesn't that put him above Dalton on the punchability list?
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Brownshoe - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:42 AM)Blake2Pickens Wrote: Lol. Good thing he didnt. Wow, you're really reaching now...don't you just want him to be such a bad boy!
apparently you didn't watch the video
This was pretty much Dalton when he seen the Camera
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Johnny Cupcakes - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:49 AM)Brownshoe Wrote: apparently you didn't watch the video
This was pretty much Dalton when he seen the Camera
I heard though the grapevine that his next move will be peeing directly on the reporter's leg. Andy is an animal.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - RoyleRedlegs - 08-13-2015
Ben is a rapist. That alone should be top spot.
Or Flacco for shaving the unibrow.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - fredtoast - 08-13-2015
Palmer and Vick
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Stormborn - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:25 AM)TSwigZ Wrote: Idk I mean there's been a decent amount of times when I wanted to give Andy a nice uppercut over the past 4 years
Brady should be number one
I mean, you have a punchable face
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - Shake n Blake - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 12:47 AM)GreenCornBengal Wrote: but you cannot deny someone did JUST try to punch Cam... so doesn't that put him above Dalton on the punchability list?
The key word here is "tried". Someone tried and failed to punch Cam.
So I'd say his punchable factor is low. If "punch evade" were a Madden stat, Cam would have a 98 rating there.
RE: Andy's Punchability Factor - GreenCornBengal - 08-13-2015
(08-13-2015, 02:37 AM)Shake n Blake Wrote: The key word here is "tried". Someone tried and failed to punch Cam.
So I'd say his punchable factor is low. If "punch evade" were a Madden stat, Cam would have a 98 rating there.
Touche.
Andy may have a 100 rating, as he is a ghost and impervious to physical harm
