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Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-03-2018

Damnit!

Wife is crazy mad at me. Wont go into why because it's a Venus/Saturn thing. Good Lord! It's one of those things where I don't realize what I did wrong and she is adamant that I am wrong. In the end, I apologize, I already know. For something I still don't understand! LMAO I will do this for the make up sex I wont receive and 3-5 days of coldness until she gets over it. Good Lord! So now I'm going to find myself walking on glass for several days and washing her feet (in a doing everything I can to make this coldness kind of feeling go way metaphor). 

Sad

I'm hanging out with you friggers for awhile until I commit to this madness!

RE: Pissed off wife! - jfkbengals - 03-03-2018

(03-03-2018, 05:43 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Damnit!

Wife is crazy mad at me. Wont go into why because it's a Venus/Saturn thing. Good Lord! It's one of those things where I don't realize what I did wrong and she is adamant that I am wrong. In the end, I apologize, I already know. For something I still don't understand! LMAO I will do this for the make up sex I wont receive and 3-5 days of coldness until she gets over it. Good Lord! So now I'm going to find myself walking on glass for several days and washing her feet (in a doing everything I can to make this coldness kind of feeling go way metaphor). 

Sad

I'm hanging out with you friggers for awhile until I commit to this madness!

Oh no you don't!

What are we supposed to do when she comes over here looking for you, all pissed off and laying into you?

You know DAMN WELL that we can't keep our mouths shut, so then we'll say something to have your back.

Next thing you know, we're in trouble too!

RE: Pissed off wife! - bfine32 - 03-03-2018

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RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-03-2018

(03-03-2018, 06:49 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: Oh no you don't!

What are we supposed to do when she comes over here looking for you, all pissed off and laying into you?

You know DAMN WELL that we can't keep our mouths shut, so then we'll say something to have your back.

Next thing you know, we're in trouble too!

You get it. LOL...

I love being a husband. That way when I die God will say, "Come on in. Your a tough one." Or he will say something else like, "Your a wuss!" HEHE. Who knows? Either way, I'm F'd! 

But! I love that wife of mine! Damn HO! HEHE. Not really, but I like to call her that (in my mind) when shes mad at me.

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-03-2018

(03-03-2018, 07:24 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: You get it. LOL...

I love being a husband. That way when I die God will say, "Come on in. Your a tough one." Or he will say something else like, "Your a wuss!" HEHE. Who knows? Either way, I'm F'd! 

But! I love that wife of mine! Damn HO! HEHE. Not really, but I like to call her that (in my mind) when shes mad at me.

I did it all for the Nookie!

What?

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-03-2018

Of all things, now I realized my Dog Avi has been minimized. WTF? I feel like I'm loosing a few inches here. I'm panting. hehe

RE: Pissed off wife! - wildcats forever - 03-03-2018

(03-03-2018, 07:24 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: You get it. LOL...

I love being a husband. That way when I die God will say, "Come on in. Your a tough one." Or he will say something else like, "Your a wuss!" HEHE. Who knows? Either way, I'm F'd! 

But! I love that wife of mine! Damn HO! HEHE. Not really, but I like to call her that (in my mind) when shes mad at me.

You are so screwed when/if she gets into your message board account. 

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-03-2018

(03-03-2018, 09:28 PM)wildcats forever Wrote: You are so screwed when/if she gets into your message board account. 

Oh shit!

RE: Pissed off wife! - rfaulk34 - 03-03-2018

(03-03-2018, 05:43 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Damnit!

Wife is crazy mad at me. Wont go into why because it's a Venus/Saturn thing. Good Lord! It's one of those things where I don't realize what I did wrong and she is adamant that I am wrong. In the end, I apologize, I already know. For something I still don't understand! LMAO I will do this for the make up sex I wont receive and 3-5 days of coldness until she gets over it. Good Lord! So now I'm going to find myself walking on glass for several days and washing her feet (in a doing everything I can to make this coldness kind of feeling go way metaphor). 

Sad

I'm hanging out with you friggers for awhile until I commit to this madness!

I must have a really weird relationship or a really great wife because i just don't get into these crazy predicaments that i keep hearing about from other husbands (on here and at work). 

*currently thanking my lucky starts cause i don't know that i could "do" one of those relationships*

RE: Pissed off wife! - SunsetBengal - 03-03-2018

Meh, just go old school with her. Tell her that she's not allowed to be mad, until you say she can be mad. Ninja (that works every time, right?)

RE: Pissed off wife! - Tiger Teeth - 03-04-2018

When my wife gets mad and stops talking to me I call it.....vacation!

RE: Pissed off wife! - jfkbengals - 03-04-2018

(03-03-2018, 07:26 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: I did it all for the Nookie!

What?

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RE: Pissed off wife! - Go Cards - 03-04-2018

Welcome to my world, always saying something I know better than when my girl is mad for no p[articular reason at all.

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-04-2018

(03-04-2018, 01:54 PM)jfkbengals Wrote: [Image: med104889_1009_hom001_l_vert.jpg?itok=KurVjTut]

LOL... Thats the only treat I will get today.

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-04-2018

(03-04-2018, 02:16 PM)Go Cards Wrote: Welcome to my world, always saying something I know better than when my girl is mad for no p[articular reason at all.

I have not said a word all day. I know better.  Sad

RE: Pissed off wife! - Go Cards - 03-04-2018

(03-03-2018, 09:48 PM)rfaulk34 Wrote: I must have a really weird relationship or a really great wife because i just don't get into these crazy predicaments that i keep hearing about from other husbands (on here and at work). 

*currently thanking my lucky starts cause i don't know that i could "do" one of those relationships*

You will pay in the afterlife for this. 

Seriously though, that is a good one. 

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-04-2018

(03-03-2018, 09:28 PM)wildcats forever Wrote: You are so screwed when/if she gets into your message board account. 

You know, I actually worry about this now thanks to you! And even though we all go by screen names and nobody knows her? It won't friggen matter. I got that same paranoid feeling right now that I did when I smoked my first joint as a kid. LOL.

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RE: Pissed off wife! - BengalHawk62 - 03-04-2018

https://larrytemple.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1955-gh.jpg

RE: Pissed off wife! - HarleyDog - 03-04-2018

(03-04-2018, 04:43 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: https://larrytemple.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1955-gh.jpg

ThumbsUp  That's what I'm talking about! 


**wait, I hear her coming, I totally disagree with this BS you spew on the internets!**  Nervous

RE: Pissed off wife! - XenoMorph - 03-05-2018

(03-03-2018, 05:43 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Damnit!

Wife is crazy mad at me. Wont go into why because it's a Venus/Saturn thing. Good Lord! It's one of those things where I don't realize what I did wrong and she is adamant that I am wrong. In the end, I apologize, I already know. For something I still don't understand! LMAO I will do this for the make up sex I wont receive and 3-5 days of coldness until she gets over it. Good Lord! So now I'm going to find myself walking on glass for several days and washing her feet (in a doing everything I can to make this coldness kind of feeling go way metaphor). 

Sad

I'm hanging out with you friggers for awhile until I commit to this madness!

hmmm.. Sometimes the best defense is a good offense...

IE.. shes being aggressive to keep you defensive..

So she probly did something wrong