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PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PhilHos - 09-20-2019

1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - fredtoast - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% of the time. Ninja


Actually the winning percentage of the teams that score more points than their opponents is over 90%.

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PhilHos - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 03:00 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Actually the winning percentage of the teams that score more points than their opponents is over 90%.

Thank you for the correction. I wasn't sure what it actually was so I went a little conservative.  Mellow

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - BrownAssClown - 09-20-2019

Hmm Sounds like a winning formula.

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - LebanonFan - 09-20-2019

Those are key keys. Another key is to plan to score points on your first drive. I think it's a better game plan than to wait to score until later in the game because it puts pressure on the other team.

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - rfaulk34 - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: 1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

My keys to winning is going golfing Sunday morning. 

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - fredtoast - 09-20-2019

The key to winning is TIGER BLOOD!!!

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RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - bfine32 - 09-20-2019

bfine's keys to winning:

1-crush your enemies

2-see them driven before you

3-hear the lamentation of their women!

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PAjwPhilly - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: 1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

why talk about scoring if #3 is win? By your own argument you just need #3

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - WestCoastBengalsFan - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: 1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

I support this thread.

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - Whatever - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 03:58 PM)bfine32 Wrote: bfine's keys to winning:

1-crush your enemies

2-see them driven before you

3-hear the lamentation of their women!

I thought that was what is best in life.

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - THE PISTONS - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: 1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

Seems sound.

If you could either accomplish 1 AND 2, OR 3 but neither 1 or 2 - which would you rather do?

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - bfine32 - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 04:41 PM)Whatever Wrote: I thought that was what is best in life.

Winning is best in life

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PhilHos - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 03:23 PM)LebanonFan Wrote: Those are key keys.  Another key is to plan to score points on your first drive.  I think it's a better game plan than to wait to score until later in the game because it puts pressure on the other team.

Great post. So great. Just a great post that bigly shows the greatness of itself.  Mellow

(09-20-2019, 03:58 PM)bfine32 Wrote: bfine's keys to winning:

1-crush your enemies

2-see them driven before you

3-hear the lamentation of their women!

I like the cut of your jib. I don't know what a jib is, but you've got a great cut of one. Mellow

(09-20-2019, 04:16 PM)PAjwPhilly Wrote: why talk about scoring if #3 is win? By your own argument you just need #3

You're wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. To quote Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny: "The defense is WRONG, your honor"

You can't do #3 without doing #1 or #2.

(09-20-2019, 04:47 PM)THE PISTONS Wrote: Seems sound.

If you could either accomplish 1 AND 2, OR 3 but neither 1 or 2 - which would you rather do?

That's a good question. I think I would prefer ... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT OVER THERE?!

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RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - fortyyearfan - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: 1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

I am predicting Andy Dalton will throw two interceptions,and have 3 passes batted down at the line.And we are going to get skunked and the Bills will run away with this game and we will now be minus 3 going into pitt on MNF.Now we will be minus 4 and the season will be over.I will tape all future games and go deer hunting every sunday to save my brains.So tired of this franshcise.Someone tell me what is the answer and I will believe it.ZT has a terrific plan of action,however he needs top players for it to work and we need to replace more than half of these so-called players.Need a QB and a top O-line to start with.Why does this franchise continue to have so many injuries year after year after year.It never stops. :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PAjwPhilly - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 05:07 PM)PhilHos Wrote: You're wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. To quote Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny: "The defense is WRONG, your honor"

You can't do #3 without doing #1 or #2.

Then it is not a key to the game. only 1 and 2 are... if then 3 is the outcome. the outcome is not a key to the game

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PhilHos - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 05:11 PM)fortyyearfan Wrote: I am predicting Andy Dalton will throw two interceptions,and have 3 passes batted down at the line.And we are going to get skunked and the Bills will run away with this game and we will now be minus 3 going into pitt on MNF.Now we will be minus 4 and the season will be over.I will tape all future games and go deer hunting every sunday to save my brains.So tired of this franshcise.Someone tell me what is the answer and I will believe it.ZT has a terrific plan of action,however he needs top players for it to work and we need to replace more than half of these so-called players.Need a QB and a top O-line to start with.Why does this franchise continue to have so many injuries year after year after year.It never stops. :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul: :paul:

You're supposed to hit the space bar after each punctuation. The space bar is the long bar at the bottom of your keyboard (may actually say "space" on it).   :andy:

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - grampahol - 09-20-2019

I think we're headed to the number 2 pick of next seasons draft. That damned Miami team is standing in our way. 
Sadly we'll go and win just enough games to end up in the middle of the pack somehow. 

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - Bengalzona - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 02:55 PM)PhilHos Wrote: 1 - Score as many points as you can on offense
2 - Try to prevent the other team from scoring any points on defense
3 - Win the game

To put it simply: score more points than the other team and you are guaranteed to win, at least, 75% over 90% of the time. Ninja

Dear Philhos,

I have a question.

Should the refs have a separate box on the scoreboard for the points they score?


Sincerely,

Dude in Arizona

RE: PhilHos' Keys to the Game - PhilHos - 09-20-2019

(09-20-2019, 05:56 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: Dear Philhos,

I have a question.

Should the refs have a separate box on the scoreboard for the points they score?


Sincerely,

Dude in Arizona

Dear Dude in Arizona,

Yes.

Sincerely,
Phil Mother[bleep]in' Hos