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I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

I am tripping on acid right now. My gf is a not a nice peraon And I can't help but sit in amazement at the ...

Yeah. ..


RE: I am not sober ... - Johnny Cupcakes - 08-28-2016

I deal in girls who are "not quite nice". What's her number?


RE: I am not sober ... - Storer50 - 08-28-2016

I am in an ambien coma


RE: I am not sober ... - Beaker - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 03:36 AM)Devils Advocate Wrote: I am tripping on acid right now.

That helps explain all the conspiracy theory paranoia.


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

Wow!

I don't think I'll be repeating that anytime soon. 


RE: I am not sober ... - BengalHawk62 - 08-28-2016

Why didn't you share any?  I could use a shot of acid right about now. 


 Let's make life interesting. 


RE: I am not sober ... - treee - 08-28-2016

Hey just wanted to let you know that as a fellow Bengals fan I always got your back. I bet you're glad to be done tripping haha.


RE: I am not sober ... - BengalsRocker - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 08:28 AM)Beaker Wrote: That helps explain all the conspiracy theory paranoia.

That and his party hat.

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RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 11:14 AM)treee Wrote: Hey just wanted to let you know that as a fellow Bengals fan I always got your back. I bet you're glad to be done tripping haha.

Yes. I'm too old for that anymore. 


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

Really, glorifying illicit drug use is not cool. 

Mine is a cautionary tale. 

'Oh what a web we weave ... '


Anybody wanna read a story? 


It's sad and it's sweet ...


RE: I am not sober ... - treee - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 12:33 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: Really, glorifying illicit drug use is not cool. 

Mine is a cautionary tale. 

'Oh what a web we weave ... '


Anybody wanna read a story? 


It's sad and it's sweet ...

Is your girlfriend mad at you still?


RE: I am not sober ... - fredtoast - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 12:10 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: Yes. I'm too old for that anymore. 

You are never too old to trip.

This was just not a good time for you to do it.


RE: I am not sober ... - treee - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 12:55 PM)fredtoast Wrote: You are never too old to trip.

This was just not a good time for you to do it.

It is all about the set and setting.


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 12:35 PM)treee Wrote: Is your girlfriend mad at you still?

No. But man...What a twisted journey I/we experienced. 


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 01:00 PM)treee Wrote: It is all about the set and setting.

Yeah. Lemme tell you that we just happened upon these doses and took them -- really without thinking further into the night. By the time they hit us, we had taken another dose each (which I've never ever done), because for some stupid reason we thought it wasn't working. Yeah, just after taking the second doses, the first ones kicked in. We are at a biker/cowboy bar and don't know a soul in the place. The night gets interesting ...


RE: I am not sober ... - treee - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 01:10 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: Yeah. Lemme tell you that we just happened upon these doses and took them -- really without thinking further into the night. By the time they hit us, we had taken another dose each (which I've never ever done), because for some stupid reason we thought it wasn't working. Yeah, just after taking the second doses, the first ones kicked in. We are at a biker/cowboy bar and don't know a soul in the place. The night gets interesting ...

To me personally, that place would be like hell on earth while tripping man hahahaha


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 12:55 PM)fredtoast Wrote: You are never too old to trip.

This was just not a good time for you to do it.

Here's a scary thought for ya, between my girl and I, I'm suppose to be the rock in these situations. I'm a complete buffoon -- on full display in a bar full of itchy fists, where neither of us know anyone  I decide it's a good idea to let everyone know we are tripping and I didn't give a shit who knew. My girlfriend on the other hand wasn't too keen on that idea. 

A biker/cowboy bar with a punk rock cover band. Epic!


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 01:15 PM)treee Wrote: To me personally, that place would be like hell on earth while tripping man hahahaha

Oh. It gets better. 


RE: I am not sober ... - treee - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 01:17 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: Oh. It gets better. 

Go on. So you let everyone know you're tripping and you're girlfriend isn't happy about it?


RE: I am not sober ... - Devils Advocate - 08-28-2016

(08-28-2016, 01:23 PM)treee Wrote: Go on. So you let everyone know you're tripping and you're girlfriend isn't happy about it?

No. Needless to say she is definitely not happy about that. Fortunately, she's one cool customer. She's 42, a mother of three, but smoking hot with a dark complexion and long deep brown wavy hair. Weights about 130ish. She makes quick friends and latched onto this motherly lady and her younger(ish) boyfriend. This couple was very ordinary. My girl had already made friends with them as we took the second hits. They are actually who I disclosed our illicit -ness to first, and where my girl took issue. A nice and harmless couple ... so it seemed ...