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RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jfkbengals - 05-30-2016
Nick Vigil only has one hand...THE UPPER HAND!
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - grampahol - 05-31-2016
Nick Vigil doesn't eat sliced bread. He's better than it and has been since before it.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jfkbengals - 06-11-2016
If it looks like chicken, feels like chicken, smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and Nick Vigil says it's beef, then it's beef!
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jfkbengals - 06-11-2016
When Nick claps his hands twice, the Sun turns off...
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - Florenceofbengalia - 06-24-2016
The FEAR of Nick Vigil is so massive, it has its own event horizon.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - Gamma Ray Tan - 07-22-2016
Le'veon Bell intentionally misses required drug tests to get suspensions so he doesn't have to get tackled by Nick Vigil.
...you're welcome everyone.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jason - 07-22-2016
(07-22-2016, 11:44 AM)Gamma Ray Tan Wrote: Le'veon Bell intentionally misses required drug tests to get suspensions so he doesn't have to get tackled by Nick Vigil.
...you're welcome everyone.
On the other hand, Nick Vigil cannot be tested for drugs as he produces no liquid or solid waste. There is also no way to penetrate his armor like skin to draw blood. He probably doesn't have any anyway.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - 'E' - 07-22-2016
Nick Vigil doesn't tackle....they hit the turf willingly when they see him approaching.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - Brownshoe - 07-22-2016
Le'veon Bell seen we drafted Nick Vigil and had a drug relapse due to stress.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - bonesaw - 07-22-2016
Ran into Nick Vigil today....I'll be out of the hospital next week
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jason - 07-22-2016
(07-22-2016, 07:00 PM)bonesaw Wrote: Ran into Nick Vigil today....I'll be out of the hospital next week
I'm glad to hear that you'll pull through. Obviously you were wearing your seat belt. Was your car totaled?
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - bonesaw - 07-23-2016
(07-22-2016, 09:33 PM)jason Wrote: I'm glad to hear that you'll pull through. Obviously you were wearing your seat belt. Was your car totaled?
The car is totaled....but I will get a new Hummer
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - grampahol - 07-24-2016
(07-23-2016, 11:27 AM)bonesaw Wrote: The car is totaled....but I will get a new Hummer
Sorry..You're gonna need a new tank and even then nobody will insure it against Nick Vigil. There isn't enough money on earth for that!
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jfkbengals - 07-24-2016
(07-22-2016, 01:33 PM)jason Wrote: On the other hand, Nick Vigil cannot be tested for drugs as he produces no liquid or solid waste. There is also no way to penetrate his armor like skin to draw blood. He probably doesn't have any anyway.
Nick Vigil's blood is a PED.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - THE Bigzoman - 07-25-2016
Nick Vigil can slam a revolving door.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - BengalFanInNJ - 07-25-2016
Nick Vigil never met my wife.
But she is pregnant with his child.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - jason - 07-25-2016
(07-25-2016, 12:48 PM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: Nick Vigil never met my wife.On the day he is born, he will instantly be the man of the house.
But she is pregnant with his child.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - grampahol - 07-25-2016
(07-25-2016, 12:48 PM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: Nick Vigil never met my wife.
But she is pregnant with his child.
That's not really saying a whole lot about your relationship. You might want to rethink that one.. Coulda been a sperm doner too..fetility clinic , blah blah blah....
For your sake lets just hope Nick and your wife aren't reading this thread alone, together without your presence..
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - BengalFanInNJ - 07-26-2016
(07-25-2016, 02:03 PM)jason Wrote: On the day he is born, he will instantly be the man of the house.
And I will be thankful for that honor.
RE: Join the Nick Vigil fan club! - BengalFanInNJ - 07-26-2016
(07-25-2016, 03:01 PM)grampahol Wrote: For your sake lets just hope Nick and your wife aren't reading this thread alone, together without your presence..
I disagree. I'm trying to set that up.
This is Nick Vigil we are talking about!!!
