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RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Tiger Teeth - 08-10-2015
(08-10-2015, 11:33 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I sit around thinking of false accusations I can make against Obama, Hillary and Democrats because I fear them so much.
And also to impress the drunk guys who beat their wives at the bar down the street.
But, do you ever touch yourself while you do this? That seems to be the theme of this thread.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Bengalzona - 08-10-2015
(08-10-2015, 11:52 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: But, do you ever touch yourself while you do this? That seems to be the theme of this thread.
"I don't want... anybody else. When I think aBOUT you, I touch myself!"
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - BengalsRocker - 08-11-2015
Conspire... mu hah hah hah.
That and stewing. A whole lot of stewing things.
Since Mike Brown is the meaning to my life... he's my inspiration.
DAMN YOU PETER CETERA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - jfkbengals - 08-11-2015
(08-10-2015, 11:33 PM)Bengalzona Wrote: I sit around thinking of false accusations I can make against Obama, Hillary and Democrats because I fear them so much.
And also to impress the drunk guys who beat their wives at the bar down the street.
That's brilliant! All this time wasted by waiting to get home first when I could've taken her there for a public beating!!!!
As for me, when I'm Home Alone I make goofy traps for would-be robbers. Then I whack it...
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Bengal Dude - 08-11-2015
I sit in the dark and listen to Rick Astley.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - BengalHawk62 - 08-11-2015
I dream of Beaker's and Benton's wives, together, doing stuff. Like baking, and knitting, and what have you's.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Interceptor - 08-11-2015
I do what everyone else does: life, liberty and the pursuit of fappiness.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Bengalzona - 08-12-2015
I like to spend hours looking at NASA pictures of Mars and trying to find aliens or ghosts or other crap.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - fredtoast - 08-12-2015
1. Read transcripts of Bill O'Reilly rants out loud in a Donald Duck voice.
2. Practice my figure 4 leghold on a body pillow.
3. Melt little plastic army men in my toaster oven.
4. Pornographic needlepoint projects
5. Yodel.
6. Stare into my cats eyes and try to send him telepathic messages.
7. Sneak into my neighbors back yard and rub my balls on his garden gnome.
8. Prance.
9. Send photos of my dick to Chelsea Clinton.
10. Eat Spaghetti.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - BengalsRocker - 08-12-2015
(08-12-2015, 12:09 PM)fredtoast Wrote: 1. Read transcripts of Bill O'Reilly rants out loud in a Donald Duck voice.
2. Practice my figure 4 leghold on a body pillow.
3. Melt little plastic army men in my toaster oven.
4. Pornographic needlepoint projects
5. Yodel.
6. Stare into my cats eyes and try to send him telepathic messages.
7. Sneak into my neighbors back yard and rub my balls on his garden gnome.
8. Prance.
9. Send photos of my dick to Chelsea Clinton.
10. Eat Spaghetti.
Okay... those seem a little far fetched there Fred.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - magikod - 08-12-2015
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RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Tiger Teeth - 08-12-2015
(08-12-2015, 09:36 PM)magikod Wrote:
I think we're parked man.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - Cure4CF - 08-13-2015
You are never alone. The government and all the ghosts of people you ever knew are always watching. Just think about them when you pull out your sock.
RE: What do you do when you are by yourself? - OkamiW - 08-14-2015
I hardly ever have alone time, but when I do I like to play video games. Also, a 12 pack and youtube is my best friend unless it's game day of course
