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RE: Character Death Matchs - XenoMorph - 01-16-2018
(01-16-2018, 04:04 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Jason Bourne vs The Mechanic (Jason Statham) I don't remember his name from the movie.
I'd give the Edge to Bourne.... although (statham is usually a Badass) I think his name was Arthur Bishop in that movie
Agent 47 (hitman) vs Robert Rath (stallone in Assassins)
Or
Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) vs Judge Dredd ( Stallone)
RE: Character Death Matchs - BengalHawk62 - 01-17-2018
(01-16-2018, 05:28 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: I'd give the Edge to Bourne.... although (statham is usually a Badass) I think his name was Arthur Bishop in that movie
Agent 47 (hitman) vs Robert Rath (stallone in Assassins)
Or
Judge Dredd (Karl Urban) vs Judge Dredd ( Stallone)
Robert Rath. How does Stallone lose?
That being said......
Rambo vs Dutch (Predator).
RE: Character Death Matchs - Bengalholic - 01-17-2018
No Holds Barred Micro Bikini Catfight: Kate Upton vs Rachel Williams (bouncing girl)
(I don't really care who would win the fight, I just want to see it happen, in slo-mo
)
RE: Character Death Matchs - BengalHawk62 - 01-17-2018
(01-17-2018, 03:44 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: No Holds Barred Micro Bikini Catfight: Kate Upton vs Rachel Williams (bouncing girl)
(I don't really care how would win the fight, I just want to see it happen, in slo-mo
Whhhaaaaattttt? I think we all win that catfight! :)
Kathy Ireland vs. Jenny McCarthy in a wet tee shirt contest.
RE: Character Death Matchs - XenoMorph - 01-17-2018
(01-17-2018, 09:34 AM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: Robert Rath. How does Stallone lose?
That being said......
Rambo vs Dutch (Predator).
Id give it Rambo... As bad ass as Dutch is Rambo is war....
RE: Character Death Matchs - XenoMorph - 01-17-2018
(01-17-2018, 03:44 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: No Holds Barred Micro Bikini Catfight: Kate Upton vs Rachel Williams (bouncing girl)
(I don't really care how would win the fight, I just want to see it happen, in slo-mo
then the bottom of the ring should be a trampoline. (like the end of the man show lol)
RE: Character Death Matchs - XenoMorph - 01-17-2018
Cordell Walker (walker texas ranger - Chuck Norris) vs John McClane (Die Hard - Bruce Willis)
RE: Character Death Matchs - Bengalholic - 01-17-2018
(01-17-2018, 04:18 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: then the bottom of the ring should be a trampoline. (like the end of the man show lol)
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RE: Character Death Matchs - BengalHawk62 - 01-18-2018
(01-17-2018, 04:20 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: Cordell Walker (walker texas ranger - Chuck Norris) vs John McClane (Die Hard - Bruce Willis)
I've thought on this one for a whole day now and I still can't come up with an answer. My first instinct was to say Walker wins.....but John McClane just doesn't die. So.....I don't know. I'm stuck.
RE: Character Death Matchs - XenoMorph - 01-18-2018
(01-18-2018, 01:46 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I've thought on this one for a whole day now and I still can't come up with an answer. My first instinct was to say Walker wins.....but John McClane just doesn't die. So.....I don't know. I'm stuck.
yeah I don't know either... But would love to watch the match
RE: Character Death Matchs - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-19-2018
(01-18-2018, 07:07 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: yeah I don't know either... But would love to watch the match
That is a tough one......Imma have to say McClaine.....dude's like a cockroach.
(Slipping guys, I've seen a bunch unanswered, lol)
Gator McCluskey (Burt Reynolds in Gator) vs. Jack Burton (Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China)
RE: Character Death Matchs - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-19-2018
(01-16-2018, 11:08 AM)Interceptor Wrote: Hit Girl
Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas) vs Vincent LaGuardia Gambini (My Cousin Vinnie)
Achilles (Troy) vs General Maximus (Gladiator)
Tommy DeVito.....as much as I love Vinnie, Tommy was just too ruthless.
(01-16-2018, 03:55 PM)Interceptor Wrote: Sgt. Highway (Heartbreak Ridge) vs Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)
Han Solo vs Indiana Jones
Barney vs Big Bird
Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad) vs Hit Girl (Kick Ass 2)
Gunny Highway, all day everyday......hell, he whipped The Swede.
......tough one, but Imma say Indy.....he didn't need starships to be a badass.
Big Bird, no question.
Brian Mills (Liam Neeson in Taken) vs Col. Braddock (Chuck Norris in Missing in Action)
RE: Character Death Matchs - XenoMorph - 01-19-2018
(01-19-2018, 03:35 PM)Wyche Wrote: Tommy DeVito.....as much as I love Vinnie, Tommy was just too ruthless.
Gunny Highway, all day everyday......hell, he whipped The Swede.
......tough one, but Imma say Indy.....he didn't need starships to be a badass.
Big Bird, no question.
Brian Mills (Liam Neeson in Taken) vs Col. Braddock (Chuck Norris in Missing in Action)
Braddock... He doesn't step on toes He Steps on Necks.
Raizo (Rain) in ninja assassin vs Master Huo Yuanjia -- jet li in Fearless
RE: Character Death Matchs - Interceptor - 01-19-2018
Paulie Cicero (Goodfellas) vs Vito Corleone (The Godfather)
Scarface vs Michael Corleone
RE: Character Death Matchs - rfaulk34 - 01-20-2018
(01-19-2018, 03:30 PM)Wyche Wrote: That is a tough one......Imma have to say McClaine.....dude's like a cockroach.
(Slipping guys, I've seen a bunch unanswered, lol)
Gator McCluskey (Burt Reynolds in Gator) vs. Jack Burton (Kurt Russell in Big Trouble in Little China)
Agree with McClaine.
Goin' with Gator.
(01-19-2018, 03:35 PM)Wyche Wrote: Tommy DeVito.....as much as I love Vinnie, Tommy was just too ruthless.
Gunny Highway, all day everyday......hell, he whipped The Swede.
......tough one, but Imma say Indy.....he didn't need starships to be a badass.
Big Bird, no question.
Brian Mills (Liam Neeson in Taken) vs Col. Braddock (Chuck Norris in Missing in Action)
Agree with all your picks here.
You don't **** with Mills. Enough said.
RE: Character Death Matchs - Go Cards - 01-20-2018
Trump vs Rosie O'Donnel
RE: Character Death Matchs - Wyche'sWarrior - 01-23-2018
(01-19-2018, 03:56 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: Braddock... He doesn't step on toes He Steps on Necks.
Raizo (Rain) in ninja assassin vs Master Huo Yuanjia -- jet li in Fearless
Hmmmmm.....that's a tough one.....I'm going Master
(01-19-2018, 04:26 PM)Interceptor Wrote: Paulie Cicero (Goodfellas) vs Vito Corleone (The Godfather)
Scarface vs Michael Corleone
First one's tough.....I gotta go Vito.
Scarface all the way......hands on criminal, came up from nothing, completely ruthless.
(01-20-2018, 02:13 PM)Go Cards Wrote: Trump vs Rosie O'Donnel
If it comes down to hot air, it's Trump, but if Rosie gets an opportunity to sit on him, it's game over.The Man with No Name (Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter) vs. Billy the Kid (Emilio Estevez in Young Guns)
RE: Character Death Matchs - BengalHawk62 - 01-23-2018
(01-23-2018, 01:49 PM)Wyche Wrote: The Man with No Name (Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter) vs. Billy the Kid (Emilio Estevez in Young Guns)
The Man with No Name! Billy the Kid will make him famous though. :)
Herod (Gene Hackman from the Quick and the Dead) vs. Tuco (The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly)
Clubber Lange (Rocky III) vs Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)
RE: Character Death Matchs - Go Cards - 01-23-2018
(01-23-2018, 01:49 PM)Wyche Wrote: Hmmmmm.....that's a tough one.....I'm going Master
First one's tough.....I gotta go Vito.
Scarface all the way......hands on criminal, came up from nothing, completely ruthless.
The Man with No Name (Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter) vs. Billy the Kid (Emilio Estevez in Young Guns)
Great match up but taking my main western man Clint Eastwood.
Submitting … Gangs of NY vs Escape from NY
Bill the Butcher vs, Snake Plisskan in a "NY cage match"
RE: Character Death Matchs - Interceptor - 01-23-2018
(01-23-2018, 03:03 PM)Go Cards Wrote: Bill the Butcher vs, Snake Plisskan in a "NY cage match"
I'd go with Bill The Butcher. He knows anatomy ("This is a kill. This is a kill. This is a wound. This is a wound...) and has the cruelty to use that information to his advantage.
John Matrix (Commando) vs Dutch (Predator)
Martin Riggs vs Max Rockatansky