(01-30-2018, 05:31 PM)Shake n Blake Wrote: Answers in bold, and the banhammer is aimed at OP. 

(01-30-2018, 03:01 PM)Shouldamapads Wrote: I present the - Go Choke on a Bone awards sponsored by Olde English 800- why drink expensive, when it tastes the same after one anyhow and you're really overdue for a good blackout?

Awards for the worst in class in contributions, humor and reality.


Worst Jungle Noise Poster -
Worst of all the other boards that I never visit on here Poster:
Creepiest Member Signature -
TMI in signature poster-

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Most Off-the-wall Poster (In a bad way) -
Clearly delusional poster-
Never on topic Poster-

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Clearly sauced or high Poster -
If killing was legal, I'd snipe this poster -


Overall worst contributor:  



Watch the sparks fly- this is the post where champions are made... and tires are flattened.





Disclaimer:  The responses to this thread do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the OP.  All responses are the rights of the one who posted and for no reason should any recourse come to the OP as he's only the instigator, not the fighter.  This was made in good fun, knowing that it could be a disaster.  If a disaster occurs, blame will be solely laid on anyone but the OP and never should the OP's name be brought up for anything but offering the grounds for outing described posters.  Let the beatings begin. 

(01-31-2018, 01:03 AM)BengalFanInNJ Wrote: I had A LOT of people pissed off at me during the draft last year. I thought I would get a vote or two amongst the awards for "douchebaggery" or something along those lines.

Quote:Olde English 800- why drink expensive, when it tastes the same after one anyhow and you're really overdue for a good blackout?

(01-31-2018, 10:52 AM)grampahol Wrote: Olde English 800 tastes terrible and doesn't get any better no matter how drunk you already are. It's kind of like saying you can't tell the difference between milk and pickle juice after one sip.. 
Now I will acknowledge that after maybe drinking a few quarts of Everclear on an empty stomach you won't know the difference between shitting and going blind and will likely accomplish both at the same time.  

(01-31-2018, 10:52 AM)grampahol Wrote: Olde English 800 tastes terrible and doesn't get any better no matter how drunk you already are. It's kind of like saying you can't tell the difference between milk and pickle juice after one sip.. 
Now I will acknowledge that after maybe drinking a few quarts of Everclear on an empty stomach you won't know the difference between shitting and going blind and will likely accomplish both at the same time.  

(01-31-2018, 08:15 AM)kevin Wrote: I know you are going for humor with this.  Those who answer this will do so at the expense of others on here in their attempt at humor.  Nobody on here is running for office or trying to pass a test. Just Bengals Fans talking about Bengals. It would take some very arrogant SOB's to answer this thinking they are better than others on here and a sign they over estimate who they are.  If the mirror was held up to anybody on this board they would see they or none of us are Ernest Hemingway in writing or Vince Lombardi in football knowledge. Every poster has their flaws if they accept that or not.  Again, it would take a very arrogant SOB to answer this seriously as if they are better than anybody else, because they are not.

(01-31-2018, 08:15 AM)kevin Wrote: I know you are going for humor with this.  Those who answer this will do so at the expense of others on here in their attempt at humor.  Nobody on here is running for office or trying to pass a test. Just Bengals Fans talking about Bengals. It would take some very arrogant SOB's to answer this thinking they are better than others on here and a sign they over estimate who they are.  If the mirror was held up to anybody on this board they would see they or none of us are Ernest Hemingway in writing or Vince Lombardi in football knowledge. Every poster has their flaws if they accept that or not.  Again, it would take a very arrogant SOB to answer this seriously as if they are better than anybody else, because they are not.

(01-31-2018, 10:58 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: Stick with Royality... King Cobra party baby.

Quote:people need to be called out.

(01-31-2018, 11:11 AM)Shouldamapads Wrote: I wasn't going for humor- people need to be called out.





Like many different opinions offered on board personally. Am curious as to what your list says though. 

(01-31-2018, 01:15 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: 'in the corner, jumping up and down, yelling Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me!'

(01-31-2018, 01:46 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: We gotta get with the times its 2018...  Everyone who posted gets a participation ribbon...   That's how it works now right.. So everyone can feel good


So it should be a little toilet sprit for everyone to celebrate all our shitty post over the years.

(01-31-2018, 01:57 PM)Wyche Wrote: By God.....we need a damn poop emoji up in here.....

(01-31-2018, 02:00 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: