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RE: Treating female depression - Cartman - 02-13-2019

(02-11-2019, 04:20 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I got very excited when my girlfriend told me that all she wanted for her birthday was some "hot semen".

Then I found out she was going to Virginia Beach that weekend for a merchant marine convention.


A bubake with a bunch of sailors and you were OK with that?


RE: Treating female depression - grampahol - 02-15-2019

(02-11-2019, 04:20 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I got very excited when my girlfriend told me that all she wanted for her birthday was some "hot semen".

Then I found out she was going to Virginia Beach that weekend for a merchant marine convention.

Well THIS certainly sounds like a match made in heaven. I can already imagine your time on the Newlywed Game show.. 
"Couple number one...What was your response when the Mrs said she was going to a merchant marine convention for some hot semen? 
"Oh...just fine.. Be home on time honey... Don't take any wooden nickles.. " ~Fred
"He's so understanding.." ~Mrs Fred


RE: Treating female depression - fredtoast - 02-16-2019

(02-13-2019, 07:28 PM)Cartman Wrote: A bubake with a bunch of sailors and you were OK with that?

You mean a bunch of "seamen".