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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-01-2021

Definitely paper straws

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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - bfine32 - 01-01-2021

Caddyshack II

Styrofoam

Toothaches


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Synric - 01-01-2021

My last 3 alimony payments

No touching the stripper rule

Cylons


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Interceptor - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 12:57 AM)Synric Wrote: My last 3 alimony payments

No touching the stripper rule

Cylons
Sidenote: I thought Sean Connery created that word? 


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BURROWorBUST - 01-01-2021

The demise of STAR WARS.

Breaking up The Beatles.


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-01-2021

Thumb rings
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Tubthumping
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Burger King Baths
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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - SunsetBengal - 01-01-2021

(12-31-2020, 10:02 PM)jason Wrote: His first name is spelled so wonky that many people don't get it right.

He looks like a dork.

He's friends with an asshole O line coach.

He's unqualified so he has to learn on the job (maybe not his fault).

Those first two seem to be more Zac's mom's fault.   Mellow


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - jason - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 12:57 AM)Synric Wrote: My last 3 alimony payments

No touching the stripper rule

Cylons

One glance at Zac Taylor tells me that he gets very handsy with the talent at strip clubs.

Also Zac's fault...

The downfall of Nebraska football program.

Lamar Jackson's MVP season.

Troy and Katie Blackburn's future divorce. (He's hittin' that... You decide which one.)


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - jason - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 11:28 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Those first two seem to be more Zac's mom's fault.   Mellow

You're right. I have a feeling she still dresses him and combs his hair.


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalsRocker - 01-01-2021

Worn out coattails

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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - BengalChris - 01-01-2021

(12-31-2020, 09:23 PM)bfine32 Wrote: 1. COVID

2. Traffic Jams

3. The fact that more that more than one wet wipe comes out when you pull one

4. Trigonometry is so hard


I'm probably missing a few....What you got?

I only have 1 thing: his shitty ass record.

How exactly did you miss that?

 


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Murdock2420 - 01-01-2021

The upcoming zombie apocalypse.

All Rob Schneider movies.

The Illuminati


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Sled21 - 01-01-2021

If this thread was serious it would actually have been a good thread discussing things that were and weren't actually his fault.


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - bfine32 - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 03:32 PM)Sled21 Wrote: If this thread was serious it would actually have been a good thread discussing things that were and weren't actually his fault.

YES!! What this forum absolutely needs is more serious threads discussing Zac's coaching. 


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Sled21 - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 03:36 PM)bfine32 Wrote: YES!! What this forum absolutely needs is more serious threads discussing Zac's coaching. 

Well, one totally objective thread outlining what was and wasn't his fault would be refreshing


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Clark W Griswold - 01-01-2021

Chernobyl

Flies

Junk mail

Hang nails


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Synric - 01-01-2021

Calories in Beer

The Skin on the top of cooked pudding

The Whip and the Nae Nae

Dominos doing away with 30 minutes or less delivery.


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - SunsetBengal - 01-01-2021

Brad Fritz's hemorrhoids


RE: Things that are Zac's fault - JSR18 - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 11:28 AM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Those first two seem to be more Zac's mom's fault.   Mellow
Don't get me started on Zac's mom...

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RE: Things that are Zac's fault - Awful Llama - 01-01-2021

(01-01-2021, 05:40 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Brad Fritz's hemorrhoids

I think Mike should take the hit for that.  He's caused many a tri-state hemorrhoid the past 30 years.

But it's definitely Zac's fault UC lost today.