(11-06-2015, 10:08 AM)tigershrimp Wrote:

Dafuq outta here widdat.

Fellow Bengalists, it is time to put away childish notions. Sock away your "lucky jerseys." Dial down your anti-curse ritual(s). Mix it up a little: Skyline this week, Montgomery Inn leftovers the next.

It's okay.

Continuity. Consistency. Credibility. They're here. They're no fluke, no happy accident. This is our legacy, as a team built under Paul Brown and coached by a dyed-in-the-wool AFC Norseman. And you, you poor post-traumatic fans, have earned your bragging right.

So sack up. Any of you who knocked knees over TNF vs. Browneyes, check yourself. Get it together for the playoff stretch. We have a top seed to plant.

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Now, because the thread goons will no doubt criticize my decision to start one, I submit this for consideration and discussion:

Adam Pacman Jones will be a Bengals Hall of Famer. He's 32. If he can put together two, three more productive years like these past three....

The man is a play-maker. He is someone coaches, players, and writers know by reputation. If I'm naming a list of the top ten or fifteen DBs I'd take from the all-time roster, Pacman is there. He's a Ronnie Lott type, an enforcer and an identity-maker. We shy away because of his volatile and highly publicized growing pains, but he is fo rillz. People talk about Revis with god-like reverence, but is his team 8-0? Does Revis thrill on Teams?

Get a ring, Men. Get a ring and watch Canton start to stripe up. Watch the Coach Lewis tree shade the Shield.

(11-06-2015, 11:43 AM)Pezmerga Wrote: We will beat the Texans.

Much more worried about the Cardinals. Team won't look past the Texans though, we owe them for 2 playoff losses!

(11-06-2015, 10:08 AM)tigershrimp Wrote:

Dafuq outta here widdat.

Fellow Bengalists, it is time to put away childish notions. Sock away your "lucky jerseys." Dial down your anti-curse ritual(s). Mix it up a little: Skyline this week, Montgomery Inn leftovers the next.

It's okay.

Continuity. Consistency. Credibility. They're here. They're no fluke, no happy accident. This is our legacy, as a team built under Paul Brown and coached by a dyed-in-the-wool AFC Norseman. And you, you poor post-traumatic fans, have earned your bragging right.

So sack up. Any of you who knocked knees over TNF vs. Browneyes, check yourself. Get it together for the playoff stretch. We have a top seed to plant.

***

Now, because the thread goons will no doubt criticize my decision to start one, I submit this for consideration and discussion:

Adam Pacman Jones will be a Bengals Hall of Famer. He's 32. If he can put together two, three more productive years like these past three....

The man is a play-maker. He is someone coaches, players, and writers know by reputation. If I'm naming a list of the top ten or fifteen DBs I'd take from the all-time roster, Pacman is there. He's a Ronnie Lott type, an enforcer and an identity-maker. We shy away because of his volatile and highly publicized growing pains, but he is fo rillz. People talk about Revis with god-like reverence, but is his team 8-0? Does Revis thrill on Teams?

Get a ring, Men. Get a ring and watch Canton start to stripe up. Watch the Coach Lewis tree shade the Shield.

(11-06-2015, 12:13 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: are you guys gonna call every game a trap game until we lose a game?

(11-06-2015, 10:58 AM)bengalguy71 Wrote: Hogwash to with the trap game stuff!

After what this group has been through and seen these past 4 years, and how they have played the first half, I don't see them taking ANY game or team for granted.

Yes, it's still the NFL and teams will have off games, just like they did offensively last week in Pittsburgh, but losing because of a trap scenario, I don't see it.

(11-06-2015, 04:28 PM)IsaacCurtis Wrote: 5 of the games after that will be a trap game. 2-6 in the second half is very possible

(11-06-2015, 07:49 PM)Utts Wrote: Can someone translate this diatribe into English?

(11-06-2015, 04:32 PM)tigershrimp Wrote: Right? Because aliens, I bet!

:crazy:

(11-06-2015, 09:13 PM)tigershrimp Wrote: You're a mean drunk, Utts! You ruined my party and I hate you!

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All I meant was it's silly to worry about trap games every stinkin week because the Bengals have proven to be very polished and professional...and mature. Unlike some people! I'll be at my mom's.

{slams door}

(11-06-2015, 09:50 PM)Earendil Wrote: I'm already at your mom's.  She's making meatloaf.