(04-07-2016, 12:35 PM)Benton Wrote: Said no liver ever.





Seriously, because it's an organ and organs can't talk. This isn't a cartoon.

(04-06-2016, 10:36 AM)Benton Wrote: I used to drink through the stirrer straw. Then I turned 10, realized they were were coffee and stopped.

(04-06-2016, 12:29 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: better =/= good


I can't do the hoppy stuff. My food and drink preferences are where my German-ness really comes out.

(04-08-2016, 11:54 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: i can feel you there. I also like the darker german beers..

Really i have stopped drinking outside the occansional social event since i had a dunkel at hofbrau now its all i really want lol.

(04-08-2016, 12:00 PM)Belsnickel Wrote: It doesn't necessarily need to be a dunkel or schwarzbier for me to like it, I like the lighter beers as well, it's just that I prefer the taste of the German style of beers and find them to be more palatable.

(04-08-2016, 12:19 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: this year i think im gonna try to brew some of my own... My friends are on a rotation and all brew big batches of beer every few months.  My dad is growing his own hops.

Its time for my own beer.   just gotta figure out what i need to make it great lol

(04-08-2016, 07:18 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Mmmmm, XenoMorph brew.  Turns your blood to acid.  

(04-14-2016, 02:04 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: so good your heart will pop out of your chest...

(04-14-2016, 05:08 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Today I learned that at least a couple of you have had dick in your mouths to know what it taste's like.  I'll have to take your word that it taste's like an IPA though and since I have no dick tasting experience and I like IPA's, I guess I have to admit to enjoying the taste of dick.  That being said you can all zip up your pants.

(04-08-2016, 12:19 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: Its time for my own beer.   just gotta figure out what i need to make it great lol

(04-14-2016, 06:41 PM)fredtoast Wrote: Well apparently adding some dick is out of the question.

(04-14-2016, 05:38 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: Its well known that inside my mouth is another mouth.

(04-06-2016, 09:57 AM)michaelsean Wrote: Having been out of the game for a long time, I sometimes wonder things.  I never had a microbrew, and I'm curious if I'd like it.  What's up with all these "tini" drinks?  It's nothing like a martini.  Get a different name.    Flavored vodka?  But the real question I have.  The one that keeps me up at night:  WHEN DID IT BECOME OK TO SIP YOUR DRINK THROUGH THE STIRRER STRAW?

(04-15-2016, 12:24 PM)xxlt Wrote: All microbrews have about as much in common as all sandwiches. You will only know if you taste them if you like them. The 'tini drinks are about the bar and/or the patron trying to be cool. Flavored vodka is a vast improvement over vodka according to many drinkers, but if you like your potatoes sans salt, pepper, and butter and your vodka plain then have at it. Last but not least, it never became OK to sip through the stirrer straw. The illustrations in the dictionary next to douche, moron, and clod reflect this simple truth.

(04-15-2016, 01:06 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: You forgot to talk about the dick tasting.  What is this thread if it's not about the taste of dicks?

(04-15-2016, 01:15 PM)BengalHawk62 Wrote: I'm not sure, but I've always imagined it to be a little "tangy"?   a hint of saltiness?  Kinda like most micro-brews out there.

    

(04-06-2016, 05:06 PM)WeezyBengal Wrote: You can have your shitty microbrews. Ill stick to my bud light.

I dont get the fascination with IPAs, etc. They taste like dick and give me a sluggish buzz.

(04-16-2016, 01:03 PM)jason Wrote: That's because there is actually alcohol in them.

(04-15-2016, 01:22 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: Some of those beers definitely have Intense Penis Aromatics  within the make up of the brew.

(04-15-2016, 01:06 PM)SteelCitySouth Wrote: You forgot to talk about the dick tasting.  What is this thread if it's not about the taste of dicks?