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RE: Vent thread? - Devils Advocate - 04-07-2016

People who say 'I need' at a drive thru or some type of check out. 'I need a Big Mac meal and this or that. I also need ...'  I don't just drives me crazy. 


Also drives me crazy when people Walk in through an exit or vice versa. 

There's another one that really drives me crazy but my short term memory isn't what it used to be. 


In somewhat related news;

I find it silly when I see grown men drink with a straw, even out of a fast food cup. Some exceptions apply, but if you're sitting down at a table, drink it like an adult lmao. 

Also I feel overwhelmingly peer pressured when im apart of a group or audience and we're compelled to make this awkward noise towards a preformer, called 'clapping'. I really do feel this way. Most of the time it's a quick and fleeting feeling, so it doesn't last long, but I rarely clap because of it, or I only clap when it's well deserved, or at least I don't clap at every god damn thing lol. Kinda hard to explain. I read an article about it before. I'm not the only one. 


Man I wish I could remember that other thing that really drives me crazy ....

RE: Vent thread? - StoneTheCrow - 04-07-2016

Cyclists. If you're a cyclist, you're hated.

RE: Vent thread? - BengalsRocker - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 07:49 PM)Devils Advocate Wrote: I find it silly when I see grown men drink with a straw.

You're so weird...  there's nothing wrong with the way I drink.




















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RE: Vent thread? - Awful Llama - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 07:54 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Cyclists. If you're a cyclist, you're hated.

Uncanny how they always know to appear right when it's time for you to crest a hill.

RE: Vent thread? - Rotobeast - 04-07-2016

I cannot stand people who chew their food, loudly.
I want to hurt them.

And God help them if they chew with their mouth open.
Rant

My step-son is horrible about this, as he eats as fast as he can to be the first to get seconds.
It sounds like an oral sex escapade at the other end of the table.
I just want to......
Smack  

RE: Vent thread? - StoneTheCrow - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 10:12 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: I cannot stand people who chew their food, loudly.
I want to hurt them.

And God help them if they chew with their mouth open.
Rant

My step-son is horrible about this, as he eats as fast as he can to be the first to get seconds.
It sounds like an oral sex escapade at the other end of the table.
I just want to......
Smack  

I've got cousins who chew with their mouths open and I've never understood how they don't realize what they're doing to people. They're siblings, they HAVE to hear it. HAVE to. 

RE: Vent thread? - Rotobeast - 04-07-2016

(04-07-2016, 10:15 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: I've got cousins who chew with their mouths open and I've never understood how they don't realize what they're doing to people. They're siblings, they HAVE to hear it. HAVE to. 

I sincerely sit there and think about peeling the skin off of their face, so they have an excuse to sound that way.
Mad

RE: Vent thread? - XenoMorph - 04-08-2016

(04-07-2016, 10:18 PM)Rotobeast Wrote: I sincerely sit there and think about peeling the skin off of their face, so they have an excuse to sound that way.
Mad

lol sounds like all the reasons my dad wouldnt let me have gum

RE: Vent thread? - Rotobeast - 04-08-2016

(04-08-2016, 09:53 AM)XenoMorph Wrote: lol sounds like all the reasons my dad wouldnt let me have gum

Well....duh !
Xenomorphs have 2 sets of jaws.
I can only imagine the insane noises that would produce.
Wink

RE: Vent thread? - Sabretooth - 04-08-2016

(04-07-2016, 07:49 PM)Devils Advo Wrote: I find it silly when I see grown men drink with a straw, even out of a fast food cup. Some exceptions apply, but if you're sitting down at a table, drink it like an adult lmao. 

Many folks do that to lessen sugar contact with teeth as advised by dental professionals.

RE: Vent thread? - XenoMorph - 04-08-2016

One of my Biggest complaints... is whoever is installing all of these Showers has to be like 4'6" tall... they are all designed for short people. No wonder tall folks have back issues

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RE: Vent thread? - Bengal Dude - 04-08-2016

(04-07-2016, 07:54 PM)StoneTheCrow Wrote: Cyclists. If you're a cyclist, you're hated.

Bingo

RE: Vent thread? - Tiger Teeth - 04-08-2016

I hate it when people complain about a bunch of shit. Ninja

RE: Vent thread? - BengalsRocker - 04-08-2016

I hate these friggin' things!

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RE: Vent thread? - Tiger Teeth - 04-08-2016

(04-08-2016, 07:44 PM)BengalsRocker Wrote: I hate these friggin' things!

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Venting about a vent in "The Vent Thread"?   Hilarious

RE: Vent thread? - Awful Llama - 04-08-2016

(04-08-2016, 05:41 PM)XenoMorph Wrote: One of my Biggest complaints... is whoever is installing all of these Showers has to be like 4'6" tall...     they are all designed for short people.  No wonder tall folks have back issues

Hum a few bars of this and you'll feel better.

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RE: Vent thread? - fredtoast - 04-10-2016

(04-08-2016, 01:49 PM)Sabretooth Wrote: Many folks do that to lessen sugar contact with teeth as advised by dental professionals.

And a lot of people do it becaues they think the straw is cleaner than the rim of the glass.

I do it because when you get to the bottom of the drink you don't have the ice splashing against your face.

RE: Vent thread? - Bengal Dude - 04-11-2016

(04-08-2016, 07:46 PM)Tiger Teeth Wrote: Venting about a vent in "The Vent Thread"?   Hilarious

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RE: Vent thread? - CINwillWIN - 04-14-2016

(04-10-2016, 10:58 AM)fredtoast Wrote: And a lot of people do it becaues they think the straw is cleaner than the rim of the glass.

I do it because when you get to the bottom of the drink you don't have the ice splashing against your face.

Mellow sorry...splashing against your face. I'm oddly enough semi-erect now. (Then looking at the monkey pic....I should 'spank' that monkey). 

Okay. I hate straws. They are childish, but my mustache soaks up 1/2 the glass of liquid and drips it all on my nice shirt...that pisses me off...pisses me off so much. 
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RE: Vent thread? - Devils Advocate - 04-14-2016

(04-10-2016, 10:58 AM)fredtoast Wrote: And a lot of people do it becaues they think the straw is cleaner than the rim of the glass.

I do it because when you get to the bottom of the drink you don't have the ice splashing against your face.

I would guess the straws aren't any cleaner than the paper cups served at any fast food joint. Same for glass ware at a buffet. I mean, you use the utensils, no?

And the ice(machines) alone in most of these places are dirtier than even the floors. 

But no, sucking anything through a straw as an adult male seems childish, if not a bit feminine to me. I don't even use a straw with a milkshake, I use a spoon. 

Speaking of dirty items at fast food joints, I always open the napkin dispensers and take from the top and I never use tongs at a buffet.